if you had the serum to make zombies..

[G3N3R4L]

a blood / saliva transmitted zombie virus. (classic zombie flick type.. one bite infection/transfer)

how would you initially deploy it to the public? and would you?

[Akeel]

have you been listening to chris carter records?

[G3N3R4L]

yes, but thats beside the point. :165:


id say dead rising was the biggest impetus

[mapleleaf4ever]

Step 1. Synthesize said Zombie Virus and Antidote

Step 2. Get hired at Tim Hortons in Downtown

Step 3. Make "Special" Pots of Coffee

[Technique]

Dude Who Is That Dancing Azn Girl In Your Sig?

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Step 1. Synthesize said Zombie Virus and Antidote

Step 2. Get hired at Tim Hortons in Downtown

Step 3. Make "Special" Pots of Coffee

that only gets one city! i guess we should discuss gestation periods of the virus as well.

lets say.. 12 hour turnaround? from human to full blown zombie.

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by Technique

Dude Who Is That Dancing Azn Girl In Your Sig?

thats the same question i ask myself every damn day.

[dabbler]

i would infect Dr. Laura first

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

that only gets one city! i guess we should discuss gestation periods of the virus as well.

lets say.. 12 hour turnaround? from human to full blown zombie.

Alright... alter that to the Tim Hortons past Security in Terminal 3 at the Airport.

BAM. Global Infection.

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Alright... alter that to the Tim Hortons past Security in Terminal 3 at the Airport.

BAM. Global Infection.

where does terminal 3 service?

overseas? all international?

[G3N3R4L]

how many flights are longer than 12 hours?

zombies would bring down the plane over the ocean if they break out on the plane.


i think i would try and nail a few cities on a single continent.. the airport by far is the best place to start... such quick connections to all over

[Phrenetic]

with all the biological warfare crap.. and all the research and stuff.

i bet theres a way to re-animate dead people.

besides crack

[omega_image]

i'd infect oprah.

women would then think it's cool to be a zombie and would come to me.

what.

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by omega_image

i'd infect oprah.

women would then think it's cool to be a zombie and would come to me.

what.

you may have something there


and where do men go? to the women... not even zombies would stop some of the guys i see try and hook up at the club.

[omega_image]

if oprah didnt work out, definitely chuck norris.

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by omega_image

if oprah didnt work out, definitely chuck norris.

how dare you insinuate that chuck norris isnt immune to the serum?

he is who we have to worry most about stopping the infection!

[Serotonin]

i would go on dr phil and do it the old fashioned way by lunging at his neck while we're on the air.

[ppcock]

put it in the drinking water.

Fuck, i wish there was zombies here.

[tiedye]

In canned and bottled beverages =)

[ppcock]

totally,

if you're appealing to the mainstream audience.. you could totally do that!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

where does terminal 3 service?

overseas? all international?

International, Domestic, everywhere.

I could have infections in Europe, Asia, South America, Canada and the United States within hours.

A 12 hour flight? Seriously... I could have infected People within the biggest Population Centres of Earth within 12 hours of Infection.

[prozac]

Fuck this shit. I'd tell all the rich corporations and politicians that if they didn't give me assloads of money I'd let loose the serum. Then I'd live like a baller until I got bored one day and released it anyways.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by prozac

Fuck this shit. I'd tell all the rich corporations and politicians that if they didn't give me assloads of money I'd let loose the serum. Then I'd live like a baller until I got bored one day and released it anyways.

[prozac]

^he's just jealous he didn't think of it first.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by dabbler

i would infect Dr. Laura first

And Rush Limbaugh.

And Bill O'Reily.

Why?

Because it would be that final excuse I need to live out my dream of blowing their heads off.

LOCK AND LOAD YOU SANCTIMONIOUS ZOMBIE ASSHOLES!!!!!!