last night

ppcock · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

well, on the plus side, before pay out we managed to grease $700.00 out, the first chick got on stage (it was a burlesque show) she was decked out in huge goth industrial boots, fishnets all over her body and the sexiest booty shorts i have ever seen.
Now as a doorman, i proped myself right near the stage so I can make sure she's safe. Oh, man... i almost dropped my pants are started beating my meat. She was incredibly hot.
Then some girl showed us how she could lactate while we're outside smoking

On the negative side, some dude slapped a girl and i chased after him with a baton, One of the doorguys didnt come, he'd rather spend it with his gf when we needed him. My legs are freakin' killing me. I confiscated a lot of booze and really nice flask. Unfortunetly, the dude asked for it back :(

that was my night. Merry new year to all of you folks!

prozac · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

ha ha ha ha.

Good work, Marty, way to keep those burlesque dancers safe. :p

Ms.Tarantula · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

marty I wish I could have seen this girl you are talking about.

pictures?

Séguin · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

Marty chasing after some one with a baton? That I would have liked to see.

cubed · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

marty can run?

Ista · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

^ ouch : / lol.

Séguin · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 01, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

marty can run?

Hmmmm.....

mapleleaf4ever · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

marty can run?

Exactly what I was thinking.

dabbler · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

greased $700? what do you mean

ppcock · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

marty can run?

yeah, i didnt think i could at first, because my huge penis would drag on the ground and slow me down.

it was alright.

project.one · #11 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

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Originally Posted by ppcock

Oh, man... i almost dropped my pants are started beating my meat.

SOP for a Matry post!

ppcock · #12 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

sop?????

project.one · #13 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

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Originally Posted by ppcock

sop?????

Standard Operating Procedure

dabbler · #14 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

well despite you not answering me, i'm fairly certain i know what you meant. remind me to never have you working the door at any future automatic events.

ppcock · #15 (**permalink**) Jan 02, 07

the 300 people that we did had tickets.

there was a lineup.

I dont know about you, but i'd rather be inside while the countdown goes than be outside in the pouring rain