...MOTHER %@#$ing JUGAR

[Mr Ektion]

I was about to sleep. i am all tired and stuff.. so i lie down under my blanket. when my cat jumps up on my bed. now. i gotta fill you guys in on some info. she's in heat. so, after she marches around making a lot of noise, she settles down on my leg. I'm about to fall asleep when she gets up and leaves the room. i frankly didn't give two shits, when all of a sudden, i feel a wet spot soaking through my MOTHER FUCKING BLANKET !

SHE PEE'D ON ME.

this is the second time. both times when she was in heat.

fucking piss me off. dry cleaning blankets are expensive!!!!

.Lawrence @ forwerd

[jade]

get your cat fixed, save on dry cleaning and avoid the annoying cat in heat problem. females don't go into heat after they're fixed do they? i only had a male cat.
cats in heat are the worst though, a roommate had one that would do its noisy thing under my bedroom window at night.

[victor h.]

heat???? ...i do'nt have a cat...

sooo wtf is that?? like some PMS thing?
fill me in...i'm stoopid

[jade]

mr yellow dude, it's when the cat gets super horny and needs to get laid.
she'll run around with her ass in the air making all kinds of noise, sounds a little like she's being tortured but it must be like her mating call or something.
oh, and they bleed too, it's kinda gross really. all this is making me never want to own a female cat.

[bob]

...that's what u get for taking your cat to heat
silly

[bebu*funfun]

bob was in heat too... *rarrr*

*points at mr.forwerd and giggles!* hehehe jokessss... lesson learned...keep ure cat away from u when u're sleeping..or CLOSE URE DOOR..that always works.

[*baby*nat*]

haha, see what happens when you leave your cat on your lap!

at least you won solitare that night! =p