Hmmm....

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ I didnt start anything you witch. Drop dead.
No chad...how could I possibly insult you : ) *pinches your cheeks*

Unless you gimme a good reason to ;)

and Id still rather be ugly than look like a dead rodent!!!! Really! Nobody wants the face of a rat...she musta been dropped on her face then rolled in lard as a child.

Margie - you will be forever ms. preggers to me....and if you say that lying down when your THAT pregnant is a bad thing , god help your kids.

Thanks for comin out : )

Don't you work? What are you doing up so late on a weeknight?

[Ista]

^ didnt you put me on your ignore list.
you witch.

[tiedye]

But how do you know if she's a witch?

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ didnt you put me on your ignore list.
you witch.

No. I'm just able to ignore you. :) I thought you would have been in bed by now. Its 3am where you are right? Are you unemployed? Maybe that's why you are always so horrible.

[tiedye]

BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
VILLAGER #1: No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
VILLAGER #2: No.
VILLAGER #1: No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
VILLAGER #1: Yes.
VILLAGER #2: Yes.
VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3: A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
VILLAGER #3: A bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
RANDOM: [cough]
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
VILLAGER #1: Burn!
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1: Are there?
VILLAGER #2: Ah?
VILLAGER #1: What are they?
CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
VILLAGER #1: Burn!
CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #3: Shh!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.
CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No. No.
VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck. [quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports! [whop] [clunk] [creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3: Burn her!

[Erin]

Are you suggesting that I'm burned at the steak? :(

[Ista]

I still think she's a witch......
because apparently my wishes of death upon her didnt quite work.
Only witches can escape that kinda shit.
and to make it worse , the fuckin cunty witch is questioning me.
haha.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

This is now officially the " how long can this thread go for " thread.

PS Erin , i dunno about them , but burning you at the stake wouldnt be as entertaining as you getting drunk and ditched into a dumpster.

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ I didnt start anything you witch. Drop dead.
No chad...how could I possibly insult you : ) *pinches your cheeks*

Unless you gimme a good reason to ;)

and Id still rather be ugly than look like a dead rodent!!!! Really! Nobody wants the face of a rat...she musta been dropped on her face then rolled in lard as a child.

Margie - you will be forever ms. preggers to me....and if you say that lying down when your THAT pregnant is a bad thing , god help your kids.

Thanks for comin out : )

HAHAH thanks doctor. U clearly know NOTHING what so ever about being pregnant. More like god help u if u ever reproduce.
I nap quite a bit since I'm on maternity leave now.

[Ista]

^ delusional cow.

OF COURSE i know nothing about being pregnant!! Because we have birth control out here in the east!!!! :D

You dont need to be a doctor to know that if your overdue , lying down isnt a bad thing.
come on...what prenatal class did you go to?

[tiedye]

You know what I heard about pregnant chicks? They put out! Ooooooh yeah!

edit: *bow chika chika bow chika ow wow*

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

I still think she's a witch......
because apparently my wishes of death upon her didnt quite work.
Only witches can escape that kinda shit.
and to make it worse , the fuckin cunty witch is questioning me.
haha.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

This is now officially the " how long can this thread go for " thread.

PS Erin , i dunno about them , but burning you at the stake wouldnt be as entertaining as you getting drunk and ditched into a dumpster.

So you are unemployed? Have you tried monster? Or are you into staying up late on fnk and then sleeping all day?

Getting drunk and ditched into a dumpster... I think you got that wrong. I think you mean getting drunk and dying in a dumpster? Just trying to help.

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ delusional cow.

OF COURSE i know nothing about being pregnant!! Because we have birth control out here in the east!!!! :D

You dont need to be a doctor to know that if your overdue , lying down isnt a bad thing.
come on...what prenatal class did you go to?

Wow u are a fucking idiot. I'm not due for another 3 weeks. When you're pregnant u are actually pregnant for 40 weeks.
U seriously need to get your facts straight./

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ delusional cow.

OF COURSE i know nothing about being pregnant!! Because we have birth control out here in the east!!!! :D

You dont need to be a doctor to know that if your overdue , lying down isnt a bad thing.
come on...what prenatal class did you go to?

God I hope you get pregnant. :) Then you can be a mommy too.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ delusional cow.

OF COURSE i know nothing about being pregnant!! Because we have birth control out here in the east!!!! :D

What if she just genuinely wanted a baby?

[Erin]

Originally Posted by ~Sc@ndelu$~

Wow u are a fucking idiot. I'm not due for another 3 weeks. When you're pregnant u are actually pregnant for 40 weeks.
U seriously need to get your facts straight./

Congrats by the way!! I'm pretty sure I told you that on myspace though. :)

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Erin

Congrats by the way!! I'm pretty sure I told you that on myspace though. :)

Thanks Erin :)

[Ista]

erin , for polite sake....death would be an easy escape for you. I think a lobotomy would be more appropriate.
And no erin , I have the luxury of working the days I choose and the hours I chose.
Maybe mcdonalds doesnt offer you the same , but thankfully the gov't appreciates my employment enough.

Marg , shut up and have your kid.
fuck man , I know your hormones are all over the place n shit , but I didnt think it makes you stupid.
If your preggo's , you're preggo's. end of story.

And as I said , I wont be getting pregnant because we know what birth control is out here..
but thanks anyways. Im hoping to be a mother one day....not when im a child posting on a website making fun of ppl she doesnt know.
maybe when I grow up

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Ista

^ delusional cow.

OF COURSE i know nothing about being pregnant!! Because we have birth control out here in the east!!!! :D

You dont need to be a doctor to know that if your overdue , lying down isnt a bad thing.
come on...what prenatal class did you go to?

We have birth control out here too... wow what a concept eh. Did u not figure out that we're happy about having a baby.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

erin , for polite sake....death would be an easy escape for you. I think a lobotomy would be more appropriate.
And no erin , I have the luxury of working the days I choose and the hours I chose.
Maybe mcdonalds doesnt offer you the same , but thankfully the gov't appreciates my employment enough.

Funny, says you're a bill collector on your myspace.

[Ista]

You are now obviously...because if you werent happy about it , you wouldnt be having that child now would you.

But im sure you didnt quite plan on it did you? : )
because you werent safe about it.
tsk tsk tsk...

Sex = babies!!!

[Ista]

Originally Posted by Erin

Funny, says you're a bill collector on your myspace.

I havent updated my myspace in forever.

I was a bill collector.
And now I chase asshole companies and deliquents as a General Auditing Director.

but thanks anyways.

Hows the prostituting business these days?

[tiedye]

I bet that kid's going to go on to cure something mean, like cancer or feminine itching odour... all because of this thread!

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by Ista

erin , for polite sake....death would be an easy escape for you. I think a lobotomy would be more appropriate.
And no erin , I have the luxury of working the days I choose and the hours I chose.
Maybe mcdonalds doesnt offer you the same , but thankfully the gov't appreciates my employment enough.

Marg , shut up and have your kid.
fuck man , I know your hormones are all over the place n shit , but I didnt think it makes you stupid.
If your preggo's , you're preggo's. end of story.

And as I said , I wont be getting pregnant because we know what birth control is out here..
but thanks anyways. Im hoping to be a mother one day....not when im a child posting on a website making fun of ppl she doesnt know.
maybe when I grow up

I'm an adult thanks along with alot of other people on here. Way to point out the obvious!
Again with the hormone comment... give it up lol. I'm totally fine :)
As I said we have birth control out here too. What are u trying to say? I'm in a loving committed relationship and as i said before this is a total blessing. Please stop trying to make it sound like a bad thing because it really isn't for us.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Ista

You are now obviously...because if you werent happy about it , you wouldnt be having that child now would you.

But im sure you didnt quite plan on it did you? : )
because you werent safe about it.
tsk tsk tsk...

Sex = babies!!!

You don';t honestly think that just because you're on birth control you have no chance in getting pregnant do you? If so, you shouldn't be sexually active.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Ista

Sex = babies!!!

I thought that was holding hands? Oh man.. I've been saying no to all the wrong things.