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Old Jan 20, 07
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COPS vs. 'To Serve and Protect' on TV

I left the TV in my office on and COPS is now on.

WOW.

Do people actually sit down, turn this on and watch this?

I thought the Canadian version is lame because they rarely pull out the guns but some of the people on COPS is unreal.

quote from lady: "I own that trailer! It's mine and I live there! I paid for it in full!"

Lady supposedly gets into an arguement with her stepdad, picks up a butter knife, throws it at him and he gets cut. With a butter knife!!

Unreal!

So now she gets charged for assault with a weapon. :haha:
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Old Jan 20, 07
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welcome to tv for all the slack-jawed yokel's in the midwest USA :)
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Old Jan 20, 07
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i didn't know to post here or in the drinking thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krGMWz7pCo
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Old Jan 20, 07
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Some of the stuff going on would make me cry in tears and I'd probably break a rib laughing if I saw this episode while on shrooms.

Guy gets caught for vandalizing a building with graffiti.

His excuse "I'm an American sssss-sitizen... I do what I want." :haha:
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Old Jan 20, 07
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How many volts in a tazer?

EDIT:
Never mind, it's about 50,000 volts.

Last edited by FireWire; Jan 20, 07 at 09:39 PM.
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Old Jan 20, 07
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Lady has a whole bunch of meth, crack and 2 pipesin her bag, the cops put it all on the hood of the car, they get her back and say

Cop: "Do you know what this is?"
Her:"I've never seen that before"
Cop:"You have no idea what this is? Don't lie to me."
Her:"I've never seen that stuff before."
Cop:"How did it get in your purse?"
Her:"Some one must have put it there? I have no idea what that is."

UN-real.
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Old Jan 20, 07
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"I swear to god officer I did not pull the trigger I am holding onto the gun for someone else.."
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Old Jan 20, 07
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Lady has a whole bunch of meth, crack and 2 pipesin her bag, the cops put it all on the hood of the car, they get her back and say

Cop: "Do you know what this is?"
Her:"I've never seen that before"
Cop:"You have no idea what this is? Don't lie to me."
Her:"I've never seen that stuff before."
Cop:"How did it get in your purse?"
Her:"Some one must have put it there? I have no idea what that is."

UN-real.
the 3 golden rules for dealing with cops

1.) deny
2.) deny
3.) deny
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Old Jan 20, 07
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i am not a lawyer nor does my post consitute legal advice:

question 1: "am i under arrest?"
if blue-gun thug says "no" then ask

question 2: "am i being detained?"
if blue-gun thug says "no" you may politely inform him/her you have no further interest in dealing with them and walk away.

if blue gun-thug says "yes" to any of the above questions promply inform him/her that you wish to retain and instruct counsel without delay and say not a word after.

your lawyer will take care of things from there.

if blue-gun thug wants to see something in your possesion or in your vehicle
question 1: "do you have a warrant?"
if blue-gun thug says "no" you may refuse the search.

blue-gun thugs may not search you or your property unless you are under arrest or you give consent.

we live in an increasingly oppressive police state and i suggest you learn what fundamental rights and freedoms you actually have left.
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Old Jan 21, 07
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COPS... but only because you get to actually see the people's faces...
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Old Jan 21, 07
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i like to serve and protect... lots of times its either in burnaby or surrey which hits close to home, but the content is rather weak.
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Old Jan 21, 07
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Do people actually sit down, turn this on and watch this?
I like the way you say that and then post a bunch of quotes from the show.

To Serve and Protect is the closest thing to actual "Reality TV" that exists.
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Old Jan 21, 07
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POLICE:

"To Harass and Provoke"

Frosty
(gives the finger to the 4th Reich, down south)
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Old Jan 22, 07
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i went to the fireworks at ambleside with abuncha my friends and about halfway through the cops came up to us cuz they knew we were drinking and filmed us pouring our beer out aha wouldnt be suprised if it showed up on "to serve and protect"... west van cops have it so hard:p
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Old Jan 23, 07
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to serve and protect is a joke.
i swear.
it's more comedy than anything.
did you notice in the intro to the show they play footage of a cop chasing a fucking skunk?
when i try to describe our police to my friends here, that's my example.
the cops here are scary business. i won't fuck around here like i do in van, that's for sure.
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Old Jan 23, 07
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Sweet, I'm going to go perform some criminal activities because according to impure the cops will be too busy chasing skunks to arrest me.
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Old Jan 24, 07
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sounds about right.
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Old Jan 24, 07
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To serve and protect.... i accually made a guest apperance on this show... i must have been about 17, after a night of i drinking and causin ruckas, i found myself rolling joints in a apartment in burnaby. My friends cousin , "steve ellane" is one of those really rowdy drunks who smells bad, very abnoxious, rude, and iggnorant... you know the type right? Well he starts throwing chairs and coffee tables around the living room, looking for a fight because he is too drunk and likes to fight a after drinks... Anyways i remember this guy named "Tiny" who was there... He must have been 300lbs, built like a brick shithouse. He beat steave up so bad, that steve started crying and crawled into the bathroom and locked the door where he proceeded to screem and cry. At this point im like "wow this is messed up", and right then there was a knock at the door and the door swung open and there was about 3 or 4 cops with a tv camera guy filming the whole deal. I guess someone filed a noise complaint after all the comotion. Right then steve the drunk points at me and says "that guy has 3 oz of weed in his nap sack"... My jaw droped and i could not beleve that he just said what he did. The cops surround me and my bag and seize my weed on the spot. That prick steve (who i really dont like) ratted me out just because he got his ask kicked and he wantedr us all to suffer. i remember him slaming the door closed on the TV camera guy, who seemed to stay in the hallway for the most part. Long story short, i got let go and ended up seeing Steve again later that night at a skytrain station where he demanded a fight because he lost his hat and he must have figured that me or hiis cousin shawn stole it. We ended up beating the tar out of him again then fleeing the scene on the skytrain... It will be a night i always remember...
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Old Jan 24, 07
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^^^That sounds like a Surrey story to me. And your buddy Steve may be the one to blame, but who cares. Hope I never meet either of you.
COPS is better.
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Old Jan 24, 07
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^^^That sounds like a Surrey story to me.
Never thought I'd be quoting PARTY ftw.
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Old Jan 24, 07
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^^ 3 oz of weed taken...damm man thats like 2 months of blazing for me at least:(
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Old Jan 25, 07
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i remember seeing them watching a bunch of people at a&w on serve and protect, it me a bunch of friends and i! sad really... we didnt do anything stupid to get that much air time.
but in the "better" show, cops takes it. they actually swear some times.
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Old Jan 25, 07
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I wish they showed the other 90% of their footage, people gettin away.

It's always that same asshole on those chase shows sayin' "He made the mistake, of thinking he could get away, FROM THE LAW !"

Like fuck off, they never show the one where the cop bails on his face and the dude gets away.

Make a cops bloopers, that I would watch.

Oh yeah, to serve n protect is straight up zzzzzzzzzz's.
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Old Jan 27, 07
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To serve and protect is good because its local and you never know what you might see go down... Anything COULD happen...
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Old Jan 28, 07
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^ Dude is your real name Pops Freshenmeyer
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