Home Depot Scam

djmarkpaul · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

Not sure if you guys will be at a Home Depot anytime soon, but apparently this sort of thing has been going on at different stores around the world...so consider yourself warned...

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also February 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

So be careful.

Caps/\L0cK · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

so long your wallet is empty... i dont see a problem

djmarkpaul · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

performs oral sex

Bevvy Swift · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

shit same thing happened to me, cept it was outside a rona and they DIDNT steal my wallet

Phrenetic · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

this made my day

Cool-Water · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

veeeeeeeeeery nice

djOKIBI · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also February 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

Sounds like a good scam to me.
;)

Antenna_Boy · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

They gave me a tip and put the money into my wallet :) I mean, all they really wanted to do was use a power tool! haha

Pennywise · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

I read a similar joke a few years back.

crackdragon · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

hahaha nice

djmarkpaul · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennywise

I read a similar joke a few years back.

wow

did they perform oral sex?

thebobman · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

*copy*
*paste*
*email to anyone whose ever sent me a 'FWD: PLEASE READ!!! FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!!' fear-mongering email*
*laugh smuggly*

.Ice · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also February 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

So be careful.

you sure learn from your mistakes...
lol, doesnt have to be a home depot scam tho, its just 2 really atractive girls being creative :D

mapleleaf4ever · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 17, 07

hooray for oral sex!

lildonkey · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

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Originally Posted by .Ice

you sure learn from your mistakes...
lol, doesnt have to be a home depot scam tho, its just 2 really atractive girls being creative :D

..........You my friend, are a fucking idiot.

Goodfellow · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

Am I the only one that hates the term "oral sex"?

Sounds like I'm at a dentist for christ sakes.

Caps/\L0cK · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

i prefer, oral intercourse

lildonkey · #18 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

I prefer "Doing that thing where if she woke up i'd be in big shit"

Caps/\L0cK · #19 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

hahahahahaha

Goodfellow · #20 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

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Originally Posted by lildonkey

I prefer "Doing that thing where if she woke up i'd be in big shit"

Some girls like that sorta thing..

I mean.. err.

FeelGood · #21 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also February 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

god damn, what the fuck you be doing at the home depot so many damned times within a month and a half?

lildonkey · #22 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

......As much as i hope these people are joking about thinking he's being serious..

I think they actually do think he's being serious..

my brain hurts!!!

FeelGood · #23 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

he's not being serious. i've read this exact same email a few dozen times.

he's just passing on a forward. not even his true story.

lildonkey · #24 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelGood

he's not being serious. i've read this exact same email a few dozen times.

he's just passing on a forward. not even his true story.

I know that.... re-read what i wrote... lol

.Ice · #25 (**permalink**) Feb 18, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by lildonkey

..........You my friend, are a fucking idiot.

i am not your friend.
i hope i never do meet you in real life. pointless to even continue.