Analysis: The condition of being Hot due to Flyness, and how it affects others

[wishbone]

THESIS:
I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not should really read:
I am in demand due to my ability to keep up with society; you lack the ability to do so and therefore your desireability is minimal at best.

I feel this topic is applicable to Awesome U because to be hot and fly generally contribute to one's awesomeness.

PROOF:

This work will attempt to decipher the material and the necessary conditions to be hot, what conditions must not exist, and the application onto others. Please be aware that MIMS was apparently a straight A student, therefore he may already have a facebook, and surely can grace us with his good presence here.

To begin, we must look at the condition of being hot. To be hot is within itself a paradox. One truly is not hot; surely they would be feverish, although I have heard that word is also 'dope' in describing 'ill shit'. No, to be hot only means to be desired - think back to early economics and the simplest of demand curves. The hotter an individual is, the more desired he or she is. Consider this diagram:

One must be important to note that being 'cool' is not the anti-hot, but rather a close derivative of the state of hotness but for the sake of this work we will omit that variable.

Therefore we now have concluded that to be hot, you must be in demand. The hotter you are, the more in demand you are. However, unlike economics, there is no 'invisible hand' to guide our hot market (i tried thinking of a joke involving running my hands through a "hot market" but it didn't materialize here, deal with it). Therefore, what pushes us down that demand curve? As MIMS tells us, it's the state of being fly.

To be fly, according to UrbanDictionary.com, is to be "cool, in style". We must be wary of the usage of "cool" here as to apply the hot calculus and find that it's derivative will always be one, essentially creating a constant. (PLEASE SEE FIG 2: .
This mathematical proof is only needed for those of you who may get hung up on this 'cool' aspect. Let's therefore concentrate on the "in style" portion, which is merely to be observant of a changing culture and reflect that in the you walk, talk, dress, and act. To be in style is merely to be at the forefront of all of these cultural aspects. However at this level, we cannot simply watch MTV, MIMS after all *is* on mtv, therefore they possess the ability to shape culture. At this pinnacle, Flyness is self-directive; one decides what is 'fly' and others will conditionally follow.

To conclude, someone so far down the Hot demand curve will actually be able to self-determine what is fly and will not be locked in by any constants. Once you have reached the hypothetical "zero point" of supply, or technically "one", flyness is no longer a finite limit.

As for others, they must do their best to compete with limited supply at the far end of the hot scale, otherwise they will find limits on their flyness. If this perpetuates to a situation where everyone is hot, then flyness will only be determined by the "hottest".


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This is working lesson so please feel free to contribute, I am not ready to present this material and encourage feedback and input, positive or negative. Thank you.

-wishbone

[rawb]

7/10

IF EXTRA CARE WAS TAKEN IN GRAPHICS, PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE, AND CLARITY THIS MARK WOULD BE MUCH HIGHER. I AM DISSAPOINTED BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN YOU DO BETTER.

[wishbone]

this is nowhere near my essays i wrote last year, and it's a work in progress, please consider this a draft as I agree this is nowhere near 'hand in' quality.

Yes, perhaps some animated graphics could spice things up, especially with an UNREGISTERED ANIGIF ANIMATOR tag spawled across the middle.

[kir mokum]

Let Me Know When It's On Wiki So I Can So I Can Cite It As A Reference.

[stringbeans]

its both a gift and a curse

:( :(

[lildonkey]

I play world of warcraft, because of all the ladies i get.....

Whenever i go clubbing, i'm like "Hey baby, have you ever been with a level 34 druid before?" and they're all like "take me now"

So basically, i'm how black people say "sick wit it" or something.

[rawb]

LEVEL 34? BASICALLY YOU ARE TELLING A GIRL "SUP IM HOMELESS"

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by rawb

LEVEL 34? BASICALLY YOU ARE TELLING A GIRL "SUP IM HOMELESS"

nah rawby, my buddy dave is level sixty and he's rolling big money. however while being an attractive guy with social graces he hasn't being pulling in that many girls.

i think it has to do with the fact he works nightshift

[rawb]

I HAD A 67 AND I QUIT

[rawb]

ALSO FUCKIN ON THE REG-U-LAR

[stabmyhead]

Your level in WoW is in direct relation to your penis size. +1 inch for every class you have mastered.

But Jeff, I guess you're pretty fly, FOR A WHITE GUY.

[lildonkey]

SHUT UP ASSHOLE i also have a 42... so together... that's like level 300

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

Your level in WoW is in direct relation to your penis size. +1 inch for every class you have mastered.

But Jeff, I guess you're pretty fly, FOR A WHITE GUY.

It's true guys, leslie has told me time after time about her 6 ft penis.


PS: I HAD 3 LEVEL 20 SOMETHING CHARACTERS BEFORE QUITTING.

[mekim]

it's not a cumulative total, sorry dude.