Dumbest Pick up Lines

[rowdy]

the dumbest one was one that my friend told me about..i wasn't there but they shure got a laugh from it.

some dood passing cd's out to only "girls" and saying...hey ur hot here's a free CD" puahahahahahah wutta dumbass
theres also thos regular gay ones like...can i have a quarter...so i can call ur mom and thank her. *gag* how cheezy can u get


rowdy*

[BB_YungYung]

"Hey I lost my number, could I have yours?"

[sNyx]

"Hi, my name is Myles, and I design web sites"

[victor h.]

hehehehehe
sooo which way to the beach ladies?? hahahha
<--- this way
---> that way
or
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this way hhehh

[acidic_liquid]

Hee hee

Can I have a band-aid? Coz I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

The word of the day is LEGS. What say we go back to your place and spread the word?

Wanna see something swell?


I had tons of these but I'm forgetting
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[Glendita*]

hee hee that is pretty lame !
here is one....... hey u must be tired because u have been running around my mind all nite.

[knome]

this is #1 on the lame list
"your father must have been a theif,he stole the star and put them in your eyes"
another cheesy 1 {some guy wets his finger and touches you } how about we go back to my house and get this wet clothes off hehe

[Jul-E]

'screw me if i'm wrong,.. but haven't we met?'

'Is there a keg in your pant? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass!'

'If I followed you home would u keep me??'...meh..this dude used this line on me, and he was so pathetic that it hurt my heart...so I wus like 'uhhhh, errrr, um I don't think my parents would like that 2 much' lol....

...I have so many more, but i'm braindead at the moment....damn hangover

[powerpuffys*]

*tsk Tsk* rowdy.. umm i told you that.. hehe.. and he has f and k shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[babyboy]

I Lost My Number Can I have Yours Haha

[BabyK]

"do u believe in love at first sight? or should i walk past again?"
hahaha soooo bad./

[GrassHopper]

haha pick-up lines??
i just use a rock and smash'em over the head! no talking and no resistance!! hahah the best way possible!!

[stabmyhead]

let's play house, you be the backdoor and i'll hang you all night long.

*lick fingers, touch self, then touch the other person* let's get outta these wet clothes. (knome, what you talking about. this one rules! i do it all the time and if i wasn't kidding itd probably work baby!)

nice shoes, wanna fuck. (to ppl without shoes. hahaha. if they aren't wearing shoes, just say "wow, ahead of me already" and take off your own shoes.) :) heheh me so bad. and i know ctard already said that one.

you're like a prized trout, dunno weither to eat you or mount you.

i bet i can guess your phone number... hmm wait.. nevermind, can you write it down for me.

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you.

I'M A DJ! FUCK ME! ;] hahahahahahhahahhaha.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. i think its cute.
your daddy mustve been an astronaut cuz your booty is out of this world! ;]

heheh..

[mojojojo]

what about...

nice shoes..wanna fuck?

you must be jamaican...because jamaican me crazy

did it hurt?
why?
when you fell down from heaven?

[LiL JaY]

Originally posted by snyx
"Hi, my name is Myles, and I design web sites"

Hahahaha that soundz like ultimate pick up line...next time I try to pick up a girl I'll use it but I'll use my name :þ hehe I think i'll score some digits!! hehe or maybe the classic..."wanna go for pizza and fuck?" "umm not really" "why? you don't like pizza?" hehe
Jordan
~*PoOf*~

[frogprincess]

Originally posted by snyx
"Hi, my name is Myles, and I design web sites"

i'm yours.

[galaxie]

*rolls eyes*

[*Ms BoOTy*]

ahhh...this guy goes to me

"yah..my girlfriend just broke up with me"
with that helpless look on his face.

Now hes my boyfriend of 8 months. :143: ..go figure.
We havent seperated a day since we met =)

[spunsugar]

*at a club*
"well hey there sweet thing! how'd something as pretty as you get in here? you can't be more than 17? I sure like young girls. Do you have a younger sister?"

I don't know if that can be classified as a picku up line but... :021:
yuck

and for the love of god! I'm 23 years old for crying out loud!!! :375:

BAH!
Lindsey

[sNyx]

it's yet to work.

[*Ms BoOTy*]

Originally posted by *Ms BoOTy*
ahhh...this guy goes to me

"yah..my girlfriend just broke up with me"
with that helpless look on his face.

Now hes my boyfriend of 8 months. :143: ..go figure.
We havent seperated a day since we met =)

btw..i was just JOKINg about this.
We have seperated ALOT since we met...hes LUCKY im still with his ass.
Im the best thing he has!

[manik]

Well, some of those are pretty lame, but I can't imagine very many people being pathetic enough to use them, they're more like ones off of stupid mass e-mails. Bleh. The worst one I've heard, and so many people use it it's digusting...

"Um... Hi, my friends dared me to get your number, so can I have it?" GROW A FUCKING BACKBONE! If you want my number, ask me for it, don't make it so juvenile. ugh.

[kiMMie]

Originally posted by rowdy
some dood passing cd's out to only "girls" and saying...hey ur hot here's a free CD" puahahahahahah wutta dumbass

Hahahahaha :041: I know who that is!

He's such a little devil :Kam:

[Pegasus]

some of those are damn funny... personally i like

*hands over a screw* "wanna screw?"


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[dragon boi]

:PartEkid:

just do that haha