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May 05, 01
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Getting Kicked In The Sac
Hahaha this post is for u Vince!!
hahaah u2 man!! 20 yards away man! Hey vince i'me gonna kick u in the sac with foot sticking out of the car goin 100 mph ok? hahaha COOOOOL DIE!! hahah what de! i don't even know y i posted this! i'm like completely sober from everything!! hahah shows u guys how fucked i am!! hahaah yea yea!! u2 man u2!! n e ways i'm kinda tired, prolly gonna go jerk off and den head to bed. usuals man usuals! :014: 
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May 05, 01
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:026: You guys are hilarious!! I can't imagine how much it would hurt to get kicked in the balls. I've only seen it once...my friend picked up my other friend and put her in the garbage can at school. Then she climbed out, and kicked him straight up HARD where it hurts. And damn, it looked like it hurt a helluva lot. :032:
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May 05, 01
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*puts on his ice climbing spikes and start running for marty*
WOOOHOOO HERE IT COMES!!!! :022:
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May 05, 01
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ALRITE Vince ALrite!!
haha ai'm ready man!!
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May 05, 01
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What! being kick in the sac is nothing , have u ever been punched in the boob, i don't think so. Guys are so weird u alway have little games where u try to grap each other's ball and give each other purple nirpples. boys will be boys
Last edited by Glendita*; May 05, 01 at 12:57 PM.
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May 05, 01
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sorry there tinker bell but no pain can beat getting kicked or saked in tha nads!!It hurts like a mutha fucka!!
"MY FEET HURT LIKE A MUTHA FUCKA!!!muuuuaahhhhhh!!!!:081: -Trevor
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May 05, 01
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If you're gonna do this, do it right guys!
Now to do this properly, there are some steps you must follow. If you follow them precisely you will have complete success.
Your victim can be either male OR female, in which case "junk" or "package"would become "box".... STEP #1 Lign em up good. Have your victim standing with his/her legs at least shoulder width apart. STEP #2 Cause a distraction. A second party would be helpful here. Maybe you could have a friend dance around stating "I'm a diversion, I'm a diversion" - this has worked wonders in past experiments. STEP #3 Position yourself accordingly. Many people may feel that the correct postion is front and center. But this is not so. You need to make your way around back. Behind the victim, facing their back. Your distracton from step #2 will help you do this undetected. STEP #4 Practice shot. This is very important. Make sure you take a practice shot into the air before the actual event. This will accomplish two things. A) it will allow you to decide the appropriate speed and force to use. B) it will attract enough attention to what you are about to do to make the event worthwhile, as you may get beat down afterwards. STEP #5 EXECUTE. Yup, wind er up and let er rip. It helps if you make a "WOMP" sound while you do this. That will attract even more spectators to the event. Use your toes, as they will cause the most possible painin this situtaion. As opposed to using the top of your foot. STEP #6 Run stoopid. You just kicked someone in the junk/package/box. When they get up they are going to be rather irritated so you want to leave the vicinity while you still have the chance. this was a **CARLA** production. thankyou Last edited by wundergirl; May 05, 01 at 12:59 PM.
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May 05, 01
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ha ha thanks a lot there wundergirl i think you just made everyone who read this flinch pretty bad.Gonna wear my jock next time i see you :067:
-Trevor
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May 05, 01
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wundergirl..haha...luv ur steps...
and i say..why kick??... use the trusty GRAB, TWIST and PULL!!... works like a charm!! :031:
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May 05, 01
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I really don't think the girls understand the painfulness of getting hit in the nutz? Like, even a light tapping in the right area sets it off, and the pain is unexplainable. AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT! Its really fucken dumb! Ahhhhh, to have a vagina . . . .
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May 05, 01
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Awww man. Getting sacked is mickey. Oh fuck does it ever hurt. Your sac doesn't hurt.......... but all the area around it hurts badly. Imagine this, I was playing ball with my cuz the other day and he's a pretty big dude. 6' 1", 240, all muscle, pretty big. Anyways, he was posting up on me and did a fade away. He likes to kick up his right foot up when he does the above. I'll let you figure out the rest for yourself.
He has size 13 feet. -Dwight:063:
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May 14, 01
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please sir may i have another i enjoy gettin it in the nutes hahaha
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May 14, 01
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you know.
all this talk about kickin peeps in the sac has got me itchin to enforce sum punishment. who's up fer some roshambo?any takers?anybody? c'mon now guys...it wont hurt...
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May 14, 01
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i'm down for some roshambo!! only if i can kick first with my ice climbing spikes
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May 14, 01
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nonono, rules of roshambo clearly state that the offerer of the game gets to go first. that would be me.
and besides would you really kick me in the box wearing ice climbing spikes??? YOU BASTARD!!!!
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May 14, 01
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i dun understand how guys can complain..it's like they only got one spot 2 hit and it may hurt but still!!
have you ever been punched in the boob?! no...it hurts.. now.. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KICKED IN DA PUSSY?!?!?!? naw...didn't think so.. now imagine that.... that fricking hurts so BAD!! and then the fact aht it BRUISES!! and hurts for like a week and you can't walk properly for like a week!!!! geez.. i'd rather just get saced and have the pain just for a bit rather then a whole week!! OI! getting saced would still hurt..so i do gotta feel for guys cuz it's more often that a guy would get saced then a girl kicked in the pussy.. hehe.. GT!! ahh.....ya none of you know what that is i dun think..
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May 15, 01
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haah dwight!
after u kicked hiom did it give u ankle pains? hjahah!! like when vince dances and he bends his ankles the same way?! :014:
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May 15, 01
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gah!
wundergirl how could you even think of that :034:!! your too cruel.......thats it, your getting a punch in the boob! :017:
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May 15, 01
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oh wondergurl i wouldn't kick you in the box with ice spikes.. haha i'm with skipp you're getting a punch in the boob with brass spiked nuckles! MUAHAHHAHA
and somatic.. i stuck my cock in your moms pussy last night!
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May 16, 01
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IT'S SO ON!!!!
When i meet you guys I'm gonna run up behing y'all in give you a swift karate kick to the crate.
In fact. The next time i see 2 guys that might possibly have a shred of the possibility of being you two...they're goin down. Then i'm gonna stomp on yer balls with spiked heels. till they bleed. that'll show you...punch me in the boob will ya! you'll pay for that. hiiiyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *wondergirl kicks beatfarmer square in the junk*
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May 16, 01
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what!
what you say?! Fine, if thats the way its gonna be...next time i see a girl I'm her a shot to the tit just for you! brass knuckle spikes and all....ooh , its gonna be messy!
take that from all men who've been sacked unjustly!! or sacked period!!
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