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Jun 04, 02
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This is just a matter of miscommunication
A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes... mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,' I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' so she socked me one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister accident too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Rice Krispies, honey.' But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, manipulative, fat bitch." 
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Jun 04, 02
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haha
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Jun 04, 02
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ROFLMAO.!!!!! :c-tard:
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Jun 05, 02
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lmao
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Jun 16, 02
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tongue twister?..wut de?..
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