New Pet

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like
to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a
drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and
pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!
Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a friggin drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! "I'm putting on my fucking shoes

[Pegasus]

lol!!

thats a good one... i heard a different version tho
it was a guy that thinks his wife is going deaf, so he goes to the doctor for recommendations, so he asks his wife "honey, i'm home, what's for dinner?" from the front entrance, the stairs, then finally in the kitchen. she turns around and says "for the 3rd time!! CHICKEN!!!"

[prozac]

lol. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even read it out loud to my brother. He didn't think it was funny though. Hm.

[frogprincess]

sebcoe ate a centipede once =(

[ice]

LMAO!!! I was reading this at work. I laffed out loud like REALLY loud. My co-workers think I'm a freak now. THANKS LEX :P

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:) it's a cute one