Things you didn't wanna know

**kiMMie** · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 30, 02

10 Things You Didn't Want to Know

1. During an hour swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12
pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of
getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their feces :sick:

Have a nice day and please wash your hands............. with soap!

Res · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 30, 02

omg, 9 and ten are a a real eye opener

especialy at the FK ranch

crookedking · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 30, 02

how do they know that?

Sh4n3 · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 30, 02

lol did they go around shaking peoples hands and then take poll of who masturbated b4 hand?

Sue Bitch · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 02

^^ ha true

~lazee_grrl~ · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 02

hahaha..YUCK!

**MC Hammered** · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 02, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by kiMMie:
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

And I thought the smell was from the Big Mac they had for lunch.

BB_YungYung · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 02, 02

hehe .. when I open the door.. sometimes I use my sweater to wrap around the knob..
thank goodness I don't shake girls hands very often... or even guys.
fastfood... I don't want anymore
and I no longer swim in public pools

victor h. · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

hhahah wtffff..wewwwwww

dragon boi · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

hahah
damn i shook some guys hand today eek
the amount of anal gas i normally let out
is way more than 1 lt hahhahaa
im a sick sick kid haha

#11 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

zowie! :284:

**kiMMie** · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

Winston!!! It's actually the FILET O' FISH. Get it straight!

**MC Hammered** · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by kiMMie:
Winston!!! It's actually the FILET O' FISH. Get it straight!

I believe you as I'm sure you have first hand experience in order to make that comparison.

**kiMMie** · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

OMG! How did you know?!?! :trippin:

crookedking · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 05, 02

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

is that really a bad thing though? really? is it?