the cucumber, pickel and the penis

[dragon boi]

The Cucumber, Pickle and Penis. There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis, sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad!" The pickle said, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices all over me, and stick me in a jar!" The penis looks at both the cucumber and the pickle and said, "You think that's rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, > > they stick a rubber tent on my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

[sweet~kandy]

LOL but I have already heard that one

[strawberr_E]

already heard a variation on it but still funny

[sidewayz luv]

Thats funny haha