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Nov 23, 02
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How to bathe your cat
The following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both the lid lifted. 3. obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape) CAUTION: Do not get any part of ur body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will selfagitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat us actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which i have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone apen the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as u can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. the now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog 
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Nov 24, 02
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3. obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. LOL!
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Nov 24, 02
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my cat would still find a way to kill me i tell ya! yipes!
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Nov 24, 02
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that's why they lick themselfs.
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Nov 24, 02
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damn.. my cat will attack me in my sleep LOL
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Nov 24, 02
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this is what my exgurlfriend used to do:
she would place the cat in the bathtub, no water in it at the time. she would then "cage" the cat with one of those rubbermaid laundry baskets. the water then would be turned on and filled just enough so that the cat could still breathe while standing. she would then swish the basket back and forth across the length of the bathtub. it looked so traumatic!! first, having the feeling of being drowned to death in a cage. AND having the cage move on you, making u smash in to all of the walls. no matter the cat liked me more than her.
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Nov 24, 02
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thats horrible!!
I had to laugh at the basket method though haha. Poor kittys
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Nov 24, 02
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lol my friend has a sliding shower door... lol noisey as hell when u close it but i mean your arms dont get ripped to shit!
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Nov 24, 02
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i like the pool method the best
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Nov 24, 02
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Phhht! Amatuers!
Just put the cat in the washing machine, shut the lid and come back when the spin cycle's over. If you use fabric softner it comes out extra soft n snuggly fresh... For up to 5 days! Bwhahahaa!!! lol just kiddin' I love cats... Thats why I'd just put em in a kennel and go nutz with tha garden hose! 
Last edited by EzTone; Nov 24, 02 at 10:04 PM.
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Nov 24, 02
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Nov 24, 02
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that's what you have to do to my dog to get her in the tub.. like chase her around and pick her up and bring her to the bathroom.. she won't even go in the bathroom if someone else is in there.. it's funny.. hehe but she's not washed in a laundry basket or anything.. hehe
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Nov 25, 02
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haha, that's fucking funny Vanessa!
funny you mentioned that, i acually gave clover (brandi's cat) a bath on friday night! this is how i did it: 1. start running water, testing the temperature until just about luke-warm. 2. grab the cat 3. gentally, place the cat into the tub 4. skweeze a dimes worth of shampoo into your hands, at the same time, reasuring the cat that everything is ok 5. lather the cats whole body with shampoo, watching out for the eyes, mouth, ears, genital and anus 6. rinse the cat under the tab, except for his/ her head, use a facecloth for that. 7. drain bathtub 8. grab cat with towel and dry i did this, and i didn't get a single scratch on me. sure it was an unplesant experiance for the cat, but at least now he smells like herbal essinsese, which is cool cause brandi's house stinks now!
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Nov 25, 02
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When I was Little I'd try to do what you did andrew but my cat was aharsh spaz and I got coverd in scratches!!! So I'd put socks on my hands so she couldn't get me!!lol
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Nov 25, 02
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lol my cat hates water.. so in the summer I used to hold my cat and my mom would put shampoo all over its body and then we would use the hose to rinse it off.... lol
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Nov 26, 02
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andrew, we gotta do that fuckin candying the cat to skateboard and sending it down the street thang :P
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Nov 26, 02
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The poor kitty won't be able to get off the board and'll go smack right into a tree or something......poor kitty!!
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