Play-off Beards?

Everyone in my office seems to be growing them, so I had to ask.

Do you grow a beard for the Play-offs?

Do they work?

Do you believe in the power of the beard?

Do you have other play-off rituals to ensure a win?

[cubed]

I've grown playoff beards when I played hockey and baseball.

AND YES THEY WORK.

[j3rk]

currently not shaving until the cancuks win the cup.




..... might be a couple years.

[j3rk]

mostly just a fun thing to do with the friends....and it pisses the fuck out of the girlies. So it's win win.

[stabmyhead]

Originally Posted by j0rd

mostly just a fun thing to do with the friends....and it pisses the fuck out of the girlies. So it's win win.

DOES IT EVER! Beards are gross and 'stashes make guys look like pedophiles. KEEP IT TIDY BOYS.

[Phrenetic]

i keep EVERYTHING tidy...

see what i did there?

[diva]

i have a playoff beard, but it's not on my face.

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by diva

i have a playoff beard, but it's not on my face.

QFT lol

[mekim]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

DOES IT EVER! Beards are gross and 'stashes make guys look like pedophiles. KEEP IT TIDY BOYS.

i can't shave my face cuz i get mad razor burn so i just use my head trimmer & go with the stubbly look.

[rawb]

MY HOCKEY PLAYOFFS START TOMORROW SO ILL JUST STOP SHAVING
PLAYOFF BEARDS ONLY IF YOURE ACTUALLY PLAYING A SPORT IN MY HUMBLE OPINION (IMHO)

[thechix0r]

My guy friends are all growing their beards... I look forward to the day they shave them off, looks so much more clean

[stabmyhead]

A little stubble actually looks quite cute on some guys. I like my boys looking fresh though.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

A little stubble actually looks quite cute on some guys. I like my boys looking fresh though.

Then you should date asian guys, who don't get pubic hair till they are in their late 40's :)

unless they are japanase.... cause judging by the japanese porns i've seen... with bushes that big, they must have developed hair down there at the age of 3

[Phrenetic]

um...wow?

[stabmyhead]

Asian guys don't like me.

Regardless if you're talking about facial or body hair, it should be kept tidy and in control - Beards are for homeless people and lumberjacks.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

Asian guys don't like me.

Regardless if you're talking about facial or body hair, it should be kept tidy and in control - Beards are for homeless people and lumberjacks.

What's wrong with homeless people? You better enjoy them now while you can... I heard they are good in bed.... not that i would know or anything.... nope.... definetly don't know... that's for sure..... if one thing is for sure, it's that i dont know if homeless people are good in bed... thats guaranteed.

but like i said, enjoy them now while you can... cause come 2010... the city of vancouver is sending all the homeless people to concentration hotels

[stabmyhead]

Homeless people love my pug and I.

One time, I was walking to grab a coffee and this homeless guy eating greasy gravy fries with ketchup walks by me. He wipes his mouth and inbetween chewing he mananges to yell, "DAMMMMMMMNNNNN YOU'RE HOT, LET'S GET MARRIED! WE CAN MAKE BABY BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM!"

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

Homeless people love my pug and I.

One time, I was walking to grab a coffee and this homeless guy eating greasy gravy fries with ketchup walks by me. He wipes his mouth and inbetween chewing he mananges to yell, "DAMMMMMMMNNNNN YOU'RE HOT, LET'S GET MARRIED! WE CAN MAKE BABY BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM!"

let me guess... and you were stuck up and didn't even give him a reacharound in the alley?

[Phrenetic]

"when you go to hell, tell 'em boner sent ya!"

im into the homless girls with no teeth, i fancy myslef a gummer from time to time

[stabmyhead]

No love for the homeless from stabby : (

[mekim]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

the Leafs are fucking gay.

no argument here.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

Asian guys don't like me.

Regardless if you're talking about facial or body hair, it should be kept tidy and in control - Beards are for homeless people and lumberjacks.

Did you say. . . lumberjack?

[tiedye]

As for the playoff beard... I'd grow one if I could. DAMN YOUS MILD MANNERED TESTOSTERONE. DAAAAAAMMMNNN YOOOOUUUUUSSSS!

[jono]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

DOES IT EVER! Beards are gross and 'stashes make guys look like pedophiles. KEEP IT TIDY BOYS.

I've got puppies and candies in my van!

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by j0rd

mostly just a fun thing to do with the friends....and it pisses the fuck out of the girlies. So it's win win.

it pisses the fuck out of them?

interesting sentence hahaha.


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