BREAKING NEWS: Every guy now has a 10"er

[lildonkey]

One of my girl - friends works at shoppers drug mart, and she says that 90% of the guys that come into the store buy trojan magnum XL condoms if they are by themselves...

but rarely does anybody buy a box of trojan magnum condoms if they are with their girlfriend or girl.... haha

I don't understand that.... what is the point? hoping that the girl behind the counter is going to try and pick you up?




and on a side note... durex topical orange makes you look like you have a teletubby penis

[NinjaBoy]

I buy "ribbed for her pleasure", then give the girl behiend the counter a high five.

[lildonkey]

I bought the variety pack bundle... and i'm turning the ribbed for her pleasure kind inside out when i put it on

ribbed for MY pleasure bitch!

[tiedye]

I still use goat intestines.

[Goodfellow]

Ive always wanted a teletubby penis. Did you draw a face on it?

[bungoshlung]

i'm a cashier at superstore, and to the contrary, I only see magnums being bought by couples or just the female


weird.

[Gusto]

mythbusted

[Senior]

Durex sensi thins plus lube!

[Magi]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

i'm a cashier at superstore, and to the contrary, I only see magnums being bought by couples or just the female


weird.

I have to ask.

What's the weirdest combination of items you've seen purchased where one of the items is a condom (or pack of condoms)?

I've heard some interesting combos from some friends of mine who work in retail, usually involving a few of the items on this list in any combination:

Condoms
Lube
Various vegetables (and not just your usual suspects!)
Magazines of every stripe
DVD's of every stripe (cooking DVD's?)
Action figures, other toys/dolls


Not to suggest that all the items will be used together, but still...

[Webber]

if my gf wants me to wear a condom she can buy them, otherwise the pill is good enough for me

[mojo]

like a babies arm holding an apple.

[Courtney]

damn this post had me excited

[hardstylin]

i just pull out.

[hardstylin]

j/k ladies

[MBLiquid]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

One of my girl - friends works at shoppers drug mart, and she says that 90% of the guys that come into the store buy trojan magnum XL condoms if they are by themselves...

but rarely does anybody buy a box of trojan magnum condoms if they are with their girlfriend or girl.... haha

I don't understand that.... what is the point? hoping that the girl behind the counter is going to try and pick you up?




and on a side note... durex topical orange makes you look like you have a teletubby penis

Well Perhaps That The 10% That Are With Girls Or G/Fs Aren't As Well Equipped As The Other 90% Who Need XL? Because If They Buying XL And It's Too Big What Is The Point Of Even Buying It, It's Not Going To Serve The Purpose Then... Or Am I Just Really Naive In Thinking That The Pea Brains Who Buy The XL Actually Are XL?

[scue]

Originally Posted by MBLiquid

Well Perhaps That The 10% That Are With Girls Or G/Fs Aren't As Well Equipped As The Other 90% Who Need XL? Because If They Buying XL And It's Too Big What Is The Point Of Even Buying It, It's Not Going To Serve The Purpose Then... Or Am I Just Really Naive In Thinking That The Pea Brains Who Buy The XL Actually Are XL?

[MBLiquid]

Originally Posted by scue

Hahaha G1 G1 ;) I Don't Mean Too Just Something I Did When I Was 13 Now I Can't Type Without Doing It Or I Go Realllllllly Realllllllly Slow, Sorry If It's Irritating :)

[scue]

I figured it was the capslock filter doing that. damn.. i never could imagine capitalizing letters like that..

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

i'm a cashier at superstore, and to the contrary, I only see magnums being bought by couples or just the female


weird.

How do you know the girls who are buying them by themselves arn't trannies?

From my experience trannies are hung like horses in vancouver.... err i mean.... from what i've heard.

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

How do you know the girls who are buying them by themselves arn't trannies?

From my experience trannies are hung like horses in vancouver.... err i mean.... from what i've heard.

ewww.... hahaha

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by Magi

I have to ask.

What's the weirdest combination of items you've seen purchased where one of the items is a condom (or pack of condoms)?

I've heard some interesting combos from some friends of mine who work in retail, usually involving a few of the items on this list in any combination:

Condoms
Lube
Various vegetables (and not just your usual suspects!)
Magazines of every stripe
DVD's of every stripe (cooking DVD's?)
Action figures, other toys/dolls


Not to suggest that all the items will be used together, but still...

hmm..

people have bought them along with their $300 order of groceries.

some people are still very embarassed to be buying condoms. will place them on the counter with the back up, or cover it with other items, and quickly hide it once i put it through.

the majority of the time, they're only there to pick up condoms and just buy one more thing (magazine, gum, chocolate bar) so it doesn't look like they're just picking up condoms.


I'll keep you posted on more amusing condom buying related events as they unfold ;)
someone has bought condoms, lube, and canesten - amongst other groceries (just seems like a bad combination to me)

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by Magi

What's the weirdest combination of items you've seen purchased where one of the items is a condom (or pack of condoms)?

hahaha.. me and one of my old roommates were bored one day and decided to buy some random things at the grocery store one day just to see how the cashier would react. We bought: condoms (XL size), whip cream, chocolate syrup, a cucumber, a big tub of vaseline, m&ms, and soothers. The look on her face was priceless! :p lol