Help Me Choose a Convention Costume.

Discord · #1 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I've Chosen to be an Orion slave girl.

Costume #1 =

Classic, Pretty, more sensual.

Costume #2 A little more... you know.

.Promoter · #2 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

im so going with costume 2...

theres no point being a bland trekie. If your gunna rock it, rock so people actually think about it for a second.

tiedye · #3 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Go for #2.

djmarkpaul · #4 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Slave girls belong on earth, not orion.

.Promoter · #5 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Dam.. id so take an orion slave girl to be my wife... what galaxy do i have to go to to get one???

Discord · #6 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

So far #2 is winning.

(glad she has nice big fake boobies to pull costume #2 off properly)

.Promoter · #7 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

no seriously tho, what galaxy.

tiedye · #8 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

Slave girls belong on earth, not orion.

Well we all know who spanked it to Return of the Jedi before he discovered internet porn.

djmarkpaul · #9 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by .Promoter

Dam.. id so take an orion slave girl to be my wife... what galaxy do i have to go to to get one???

You need to watch the film Earth Girls Are Easy. Its nothing a high class richards street hooker, a visit to a costume shop, an 8 ball of K and some planetarium rooftop nooky can't match.

Discord · #10 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by tiedye

Well we all know who spanked it to Return of the Jedi before he discovered internet porn.

Rule of the Internet # 34

if its on the internet
theres porn of it

no exceptons.

tiedye · #11 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I've seen it. Good times.

.Promoter · #12 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Too be honest those are def not arousing me in any way

djmarkpaul · #13 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by tiedye

Well we all know who spanked it to Return of the Jedi before he discovered internet porn.

Like you could resist Carrie Fisher with her hair up chocking Jabba!

-evil-duerr- · #14 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I wouldnt assume he was referring to leia...

I mean jabba has some game. more cushion for the pushin yo

mapleleaf4ever · #15 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

#2 gets my Vote

hardstylin · #16 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

#1!!!!

NinjaBoy · #17 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Who will be feeding your pet tarantchula and/or snake while you are at the convention?

Ms.Tarantula · #18 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

number two!

Discord · #19 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Who will be feeding your pet tarantchula and/or snake while you are at the convention?

my gothic/emo slave i call MR spanky, of corse.

NinjaBoy · #20 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by Discord

my gothic/emo slave i call MR spanky, of corse.

Having attended/worked for sci fi/comic/video game conventions for several years there's one thing you need to know going in.

Everyone makes fun of themselves for being a geek, it's a right of passage.

Discord · #21 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Having attended/worked for sci fi/comic/video game conventions for several years there's one thing you need to know going in.

Everyone makes fun of themselves for being a geek, it's a right of passage.

truth.

BongMan · #22 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

#2

If ya got em flaunt, that's what I say anyway...

Discord · #23 (**permalink**) May 08, 07

Paid enough to have em'

might as well let the puppies out to play

#2 it is.!

dabbler · #24 (**permalink**) May 08, 07

why are both choices green?

anyways, #2 but you have to post pics later

NinjaBoy · #25 (**permalink**) May 09, 07

If anyone didn't realize that you wanted people to know you liked star trek (through being blind), then you have certinaly made it obvious in this thread.

PS which blues brother should I dress as?