I kicked a girl in the head last night

[lildonkey]

I'm not sure if you guys have ever been to red room, but the hallway going to the backroom is extremely dark... and some chick i guess was crouching on the ground and looking through her purse... and i was leaving the back room and like kneed her in the head or something and her drink spilt all over her... i felt like an ass but there is seriously ZERO lighting in the hallway to the backroom... I bought her a drink to make up for it which brings me to the whole point of this thread

I offered to buy her a drink to make up for the spilt drink of hers and instead of coming with me she told me where she would be... are a lot of girls that trusting? or is it few and far between?? I thought girls were really scared of guys putting shit in their drinks?


also.. is DJ Rhiannon a fnker? I woke up with her cd in my back pocket

[Chewy]

does that place still have a retarted line up every sat night.

Thats why i stopped going there. Waiting for an hour to get in is bullshit.

[esoter1c]

Reminds me of the time I was in high school and had a 9mm replica pellet gun in my locker and some chick was going through all the notes in the bottom of my locker and I went to pull the 9mm from the top of my locker and put it in my pants and as I did this she was coming up and I accidentally pistol whipped her. :S

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Chewy

does that place still have a retarted line up every sat night.

Thats why i stopped going there. Waiting for an hour to get in is bullshit.

lol i hear you man.. but me and my friends have been going there forever so we know all the bouncers (disclaimer: not trying to sound cool... cause people who think they are cool because they can get into clubs are fucking idiots... and it's redroom... haha)

plus it helps that the bouncers had a crush on one of my girl friends... haha SCORE...

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

Reminds me of the time I was in high school and had a 9mm replica pellet gun in my locker and some chick was going through all the notes in the bottom of my locker and I went to pull the 9mm from the top of my locker and put it in my pants and as I did this she was coming up and I accidentally pistol whipped her. :S

How long ago were you in highschool? like... before the columbine shit happened?

cause i'm just thinkin of how much shit you would have been in if the school staff found out you had that in your locker

pre columbine you probably wouldn't have been in that much shit

post columbine you would most likely be expelled without any thought

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

How long ago were you in highschool? like... before the columbine shit happened?

cause i'm just thinkin of how much shit you would have been in if the school staff found out you had that in your locker

pre columbine you probably wouldn't have been in that much shit

post columbine you would most likely be expelled without any thought

Well.........

When this happened it was like '95, the drama teacher seen this happen from down the hallway, I was already expelled from 2 previous high schools and was on contract @ this one so all the teachers knew who I was and the drama teacher though I was going to shoot my eng teacher, so I was sitting in class and all of a sudden the door is kicked open and the RCMP officer from the school has his gun drawn and is screaming "Where's Blake !?" I was in the middle of the class and I was just in this circle of fingers all of a sudden, he's screaming "Get your hands above your head !" I stood up and had the 9mm in my waistband, I had this umbro soccer jacket and when I put my hands up the jacket popped up over the gun, so he's like "Kick the gun to me !" so I slowly pulled it out with 2 fingers and slowly put it on the floor and kicked it to him.

He picked it up, looked @ it and goes, "WTF !? This is a bb gun !?"

Long story short I was in the paper, all the parents had a huge city hall meeting about me, I was made public enemy no.1 and they wanted me out of town.

So ya, moral of the story, don't trade your Ice-T home invasion cd for a 9mm replica bb gun @ school kids.

Do that shit after school.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

Well.........

When this happened it was like '95, the drama teacher seen this happen from down the hallway, I was already expelled from 2 previous high schools and was on contract @ this one so all the teachers knew who I was and the drama teacher though I was going to shoot my eng teacher, so I was sitting in class and all of a sudden the door is kicked open and the RCMP officer from the school has his gun drawn and is screaming "Where's Blake !?" I was in the middle of the class and I was just in this circle of fingers all of a sudden, he's screaming "Get your hands above your head !" I stood up and had the 9mm in my waistband, I had this umbro soccer jacket and when I put my hands up the jacket popped up over the gun, so he's like "Kick the gun to me !" so I slowly pulled it out with 2 fingers and slowly put it on the floor and kicked it to him.

He picked it up, looked @ it and goes, "WTF !? This is a bb gun !?"

Long story short I was in the paper, all the parents had a huge city hall meeting about me, I was made public enemy no.1 and they wanted me out of town.

So ya, moral of the story, don't trade your Ice-T home invasion cd for a 9mm replica bb gun @ school kids.

Do that shit after school.

haha i wish i could give you more karma... that story made my morning

[mapleleaf4ever]

bwahahahahahahaha


this thread gets two thumbs up for comic value.

[dj outrayjus]

hahaha that story is awesome...

on topic, most smart girls dont trust stranger guys gettin em random shit... but not all girls are smart I personally think its a stupid risk to do that, but to each his own

and it was nice of you to replace the drink :) haha

Originally Posted by Chewy

does that place still have a retarted line up every sat night.

Thats why i stopped going there. Waiting for an hour to get in is bullshit.

Oh Darrel... how many times have I offered guest list (vip line) to you guys??? I hope you understand that the main reason for the large line would be the late start (11pm) and the fact that there are often bands playing before and it takes about 30 minutes to set up for the believe night. lill donkey has a point. Being a regular earns you a lot after a while. Knowing the bouncers, djs, promoters earns privileges. Next time you want to come email me or believeatgmail.com for guest list and your line waiting time will be history.

[dj outrayjus]

red room kicks ass on saturday nights... line ups SUCK but its usually worth it there

[lildonkey]

Thanks for the tickets last night, R Wellbelove :)

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Oh Darrel... how many times have I offered guest list (vip line) to you guys??? I hope you understand that the main reason for the large line would be the late start (11pm) and the fact that there are often bands playing before and it takes about 30 minutes to set up for the believe night. lill donkey has a point. Being a regular earns you a lot after a while. Knowing the bouncers, djs, promoters earns privileges. Next time you want to come email me or believeatgmail.com for guest list and your line waiting time will be history.

I will do that for sure. Alot of the times i went it was last minute so i had no chance to plan any geustlist.

thx Rhia ;)

[thebobman]

Damned man, I wish when I have kids I could tell them about the time I accidentally pistol whipped a girl in high school with the 9mm Replica traded my Ice-T Home Invasion CD. That would make me the most gangster dad EVER.

[lildonkey]

Best thread of 2007, hands down.