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wtf v.ngo ta li si ya!
so im a productive member of society (since monday) and im coming back from work via skytrain. i take my bike with me and ever mindful how it can take an inordinate amount of space i fold that fucker tightly and wedge it into places you probably never thought of. anyway, after a full shift im on the train, covered in dust and dirt (cuz it's a manly job), im sitting near the door and for the other seat i put my helmet, backpack, etc. then these two old chinese bitches come on and start blaring away in chinese. they find no seats then suddenly look at me like its a police lineup and point me out.
next thing i know im getting cussed out in chinese and they're wagging a finger in my face. everyone else is kinda like wtf, and im forced to pantomime my question like "are you looking for a seat? are you tired?"
i finally figure it out 15 seconds later and move to the other end of the train. the whole thing made as much sense as someone barging in while you take a shit and scream "DO YOU MIND?!?"
they keep going on loud as fuck. and im actually astonished they can go at this volume when it would make my jaw sore from all the yelling.
anyway, they sit for all of three stops and i go back to reading my 24 article about how 9/11 could have been an inside job.
cliffs: two old chinese lesbians go nuts and act like they own the place.
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Jun 21, 07
