Dec 15, 02
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For Konrad.
How did the nazis take over poland?
They walked in backwards and said they were leaving. What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you? Take out the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth. How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb? 3, One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair. Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight. How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? Turn off the carousel. Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? So the cops can find the handles. Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland? The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies. How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Wave to him. Have you seen the polish mine detector? Neither has anyone else. How do you sink a polish battleship? Put it in water. How do you sing a polish submarine? Knock on the door Do you hear about the Polish loan shark? He lends out all his money, and then skips town? Did you know a Polish firing squad stands? In a circle. How do germans tie their shoes? In little nazis. :finger: 
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hammer time! ooh ooh
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Dec 15, 02
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that was da shiat, brad!
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Dec 16, 02
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thats funny shit
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Dec 16, 02
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cant touch this doo doo doo doo daa daaaaaaaaaaaaa dum CANT TOUCH THIS
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Dec 16, 02
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your a retard konrad.. oh oh cant touch this
BrAD Influence SiDeWaYz CrEw
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Dec 16, 02
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go brad go brad....lol!!!
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Dec 16, 02
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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel. i liked that one.
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