Nastiest thing I've ever read on FNK

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

Well, I'm painting the wagon this week, so its nothing but blow jobs for my guy.. I've been a bitch too lately... I owe him big time

Seriously..... Fuck.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

lololol

two words for you donkey

ditch
pig

[dj outrayjus]

hahaha wtf

[laska]

thats a creative euphamism! my favourite is "the monkey's got a nosebleed"

[liquidblue]

Nasty, i think my computer screen is damaged from having to display that.

[veN]

Tmi!!!!

[sNyx]

I have a wagon... ladies?

[Kandyapple]

Looking for someone to give you the red carpet treatment Myles?

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

Looking for someone to give you the red carpet treatment Myles?

Ew ew! I juuust learned what were talking about. It's a crime scene in here.
Well replace 'wagon' with 'penis' and were back on track.

[cubed]

^I always pictured you of more a steamer fan, of the cleveland variety.

[ebbomega]

I wanna write an emo song called "Menstruate on my Dick"

It'll go great on the album with "I Never Call Into Phone Sex (Because All The Chicks Who Work At Call Centres Are Fat)"

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by cubed

^I always pictured you of more a steamer fan, of the cleveland variety.

Shocker? Hardly. In reverse; two in the bum and one where your from.
I know. It's advanced.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by My!es

Shocker? Hardly. In reverse; two in the bum and one where your from.
I know. It's advanced.

That's not what he's talking about.

Myles totally wins the Oblivious Award in this thread.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

I wanna write an emo song called "Menstruate on my Dick"

It'll go great on the album with "I Never Call Into Phone Sex (Because All The Chicks Who Work At Call Centres Are Fat)"

lol

I actually used to know a girl who was well over 300lbs and worked at a sex line for years..she was requested ALL the time. Very sexy voice.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

That's not what he's talking about.
Myles totally wins the Oblivious Award in this thread.

I suppose you have had some experience in the topic by your soap box approach to it? Care to share with the class your expertise in receiving a cleve :)

[ebbomega]

Cleveland steamer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And to think your site makes money from Google. *sigh*

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Cleveland steamer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And to think your site makes money from Google. *sigh*

Googlezon?

[sNyx]

this is just too good.Urban Dictionary: 1up

1up

literally means "get a life". from the super mario brothers when mario gets a extra life.
person #1: i dont have a girlfriend because i paly video games all day.
person #2: 1up motherfucker.

[Lush]

Me and my ex used to just refer to it as 'blowjob week' - I think that speaks volumes in itself

[Heffy]

seriously i dont know what the bid deal is ppl... thats what moist towelettes are for!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by My!es

this is just too good.Urban Dictionary: 1up

1up

literally means "get a life". from the super mario brothers when mario gets a extra life.
person #1: i dont have a girlfriend because i paly video games all day.
person #2: 1up motherfucker.

Do you really have any arsenal other than making fun of my tattoo? Where the hell did that come from? "OH NOES HE MADE ME LOOK LIKE A MORON I'M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIS AVATAR"

1up motherfucker.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Do you really have any arsenal other than making fun of my tattoo? Where the hell did that come from? "OH NOES HE MADE ME LOOK LIKE A MORON I'M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIS AVATAR"

1up motherfucker.

nah, I digg it up looking for something else. 1up motherfucker indeed.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by My!es

nah, I digg it up looking for something else. 1up motherfucker indeed.

did you type digg on purpose?

[lildonkey]

btw... thread involving talk about menstration and then a little bit of semi drama to finish it off...

this thread delivers.