Jury Duty!!!!

[Revolver]

SHIT!!!!....frickin last thing i need lol...

has anyone done this before?

[b0ld]

I know someone who was part of a jury that was involved in a high profile case. It involved a murder, was really difficult for them considering there were certain restrictions that were involved like avoiding the media which includes any news paper articles talking about the case and all. The suspect would of been guilty however the police and/or investigators involved ended up botching/contaminated evidence and as a result the jury didn't even come close to a guilty plea.

And having to deal with the stare that the victims family and expression of anger had on the jury didn't help. But the jury really had no other choice but to make that decision.

i totally didnt think anyone on this board qualified for jury duty

[esoter1c]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[-evil-duerr-]

aww man this is gonna be just like that time pauly shore was in that movie.

[wishbone]

i got called for jury duty, it was a murder case. I said I'm no good with gory details, got excused. Just act a pussy.

Or you know, you could always come out swingin with the racial slurs.

[Ms.Tarantula]

I think it would be a really interesting and worth while experience.

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

I think it would be a really interesting and worth while experience.

of course it would be....

but some of us have lives we need to attend to.

i took law 12, eff jury duty

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Avana

i took law 12, eff jury duty

so did i lolz.

right now i'm in business law aka LEARN TO AVOID BEING SUED.

Originally Posted by wishbone

so did i lolz.

right now i'm in business law aka LEARN TO AVOID BEING SUED.

you know when you talk like that, things could get dirty fast.

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Avana

you know when you talk like that, things could get dirty fast.

if we get adjourned early, how about I put my mens rea in your actus reus and we deliberate?



(something about the long arm of the law and a reacharound just wasn't formulating...apologies if my latin spelling is off).

Originally Posted by wishbone

if we get adjourned early, how about I put my mens rea in your actus reus and we deliberate?



(something about the long arm of the law and a reacharound just wasn't formulating...apologies if my latin spelling is off).

i think you just presented your opening and closing statements, while producing all of the evidence, and you are making me scream my verdict out loud....right now.

[robyn]

so 'if' you get 'deadlocked', you'll be 'sequestered' at the springfield palace hotel. where you'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free hbo. oohhhh free willy!

[wishbone]

chowder, say CHOWDER!

this just became a legal threesome!

[Mangle]

Sweet! I've never done Jury Duty but I'd jump on that sh!t in half a second. I could really reek some havok on a jury. Any pot charge wouldn't stand a chance with me.
On the other hand, if you don't want to do it, just tell the judge when they're testing you out that "I'd be a great jurer; I can spot a guilty person like that!"

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Mangle

Sweet! I've never done Jury Duty but I'd jump on that sh!t in half a second. I could really reek some havok on a jury. Any pot charge wouldn't stand a chance with me.
On the other hand, if you don't want to do it, just tell the judge when they're testing you out that "I'd be a great jurer; I can spot a guilty person like that!"

It's wreak, the only thing that reeks is your writing.

Originally Posted by esoter1c

It's wreak, the only thing that reeks is your writing.

<3......

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

It's wreak, the only thing that reeks is your writing.

[Mangle]

Boy, you people must love me to pay me all this constant attention. Blow jobs line up on the right, please.

[wishbone]

well all right, but it's ALL TEETH

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Mangle

Boy, you people must love me to pay me all this constant attention. Blow jobs line up on the right, please.

There's a big difference between attention and ridicule, apparently your parents never gave you enough of either.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

There's a big difference between attention and ridicule

No, actually, there isn't. It's pretty hard to ridicule something you're not paying any attention to, and, from the amount of ridicule you continue to lay down on me, it's pretty obvious you're putting a whole lot more effort into trying to ridicule me than it would take to just ignore me entirely (in other worlds, to not pay attention to me).

Eagerly awaiting your response,
Mangle

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Mangle

No, actually, there isn't. It's pretty hard to ridicule something you're not paying any attention to, and, from the amount of ridicule you continue to lay down on me, it's pretty obvious you're putting a whole lot more effort into trying to ridicule me than it would take to just ignore me entirely (in other worlds, to not pay attention to me).

Eagerly awaiting your response,
Mangle

It's been pretty amazing how you've been able to garner so much attention. Who would thought the amazing fromula of, someone says something stupid, and everyone mocks them, would work on a message board where we spend most of our time making fun of each other, posting sexual enuendo, and disscussing drugs...

It's not nessesarly anything your posting, everyone is just trying to one up each other in mocking you.