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Old Sep 29, 07
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The Bio Mag G Male G-String, Ridiculous on a Whole NEW Level

FULL STORY AT THE NZ HERALD
The Bio Mag G-string is set to take the G-string industry by storm. By all accounts the Bio Mag G-string - or the Bio G - uses the same technology that is used in the more familiar Bio Mag woollen bed cover.


Small magnets are strategically placed throughout the G and their magnetic properties are designed to interact with the body's electrical field at points at which it comes into contact with the body. In a nutshell, albeit a woolen one, the Bio Mag G-string is a woolen G-string with magnets strategically placed throughout to allow your genitalia the ultimate in comfort.


The magnets create a magnetic field that interacts with the electricity in the human body, and this process brings everything into alignment and harmony much like an acupuncture session. "Most people would be reluctant to have an elderly Asian gentleman poke needles into their testicles, so why do it? With the Bio Mag G-string you don't have to!" says Terry Philman the entrepreneur behind the Bio G.

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How do you make the male G-String idea even nuttier? (I know, that pun was terrible)
1. Having ass-floss just isn't irritating enough, make it out of "
recycled woolen car seat covers" because that has comfort and hygiene written all over it.
2. Encourage metal objects to fly at the crotchal region by fitting the whole thing with small magnets. Seriously. They did that. Quoted directly from the article: "on occasion car keys metal biros or other small metal items in proximity might rapidly attach themselves to the wearer's testicles". Just FYI, "rapidly attach" is tech lingo for "fly at, strike and stay attached to" or simply "strike and stick".
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