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Old Oct 10, 07
Avana
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how do you.....?

tell a co-worker politely that their fly is down and to stop wagging their crotch in your face?

this has happened 4 times this week
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Old Oct 10, 07
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HEADBUTT IT
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Old Oct 10, 07
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"HEEEEEYAAAAH, BITCH"
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THE DO FORWARD, DOWN, DOWN FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD UP AND HIT FIERCE
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Old Oct 10, 07
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THE DO FORWARD, DOWN, DOWN FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD UP AND HIT FIERCE
sounds like a combo needed for a mortal combat fatality
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Very subtly, yank it out and staple it to the desk.

Very subtly.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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I have never encountered this at work.

maybe put a sign up near the bathroom reminding the guys to make sure their zipper is up.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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this phenomenon does not choose one sex over the other it seems.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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present it to them in some kind of graph or chart. maybe even a powerpoint.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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''oh, your fly is down.''

when it won't work:

- person is like 'lol yeah I know'.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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present it to them in some kind of graph or chart. maybe even a powerpoint.
i was thinking a flowchart.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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"I have organized the ways your personal dressing habits and hygine disgust me into a pie chart for refrence. Also, lay off the pie you fat fuck"
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Post a sign:

"WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED USING THE WASHROOM OR HAVING INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONS IN THE WORK PLACE, PLEASE ENSURE YOUR ZIPPER IS RECLOSED. THANK YOU."
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Old Oct 10, 07
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- person is like 'lol yeah I know'.
yeah thats just how i flirt.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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yeah thats just how i flirt.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A MEETING, WITH MY CROTCH!
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Old Oct 10, 07
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YOU SHOULD HAVE A MEETING, WITH MY CROTCH!
We shall disscus the incredible growth and profit potential. In my pants!
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Old Oct 10, 07
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We shall disscus the incredible growth and profit potential. In my pants!
pls translate into pie chart
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Just go elementary school on them and ask them: "What flies down?"
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Old Oct 10, 07
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tell a co-worker politely that their fly is down and to stop wagging their crotch in your face?

this has happened 4 times this week
Who who who?
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Just go elementary school on them and ask them: "What flies down?"
Ooh yes, or "X-Y-Z!"
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Old Oct 10, 07
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tell a co-worker politely that their fly is down and to stop wagging their crotch in your face?

this has happened 4 times this week
dude, fly's down.

done.

close thread.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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Come on guys she's obviously just trying to get a promotion
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Old Oct 10, 07
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facebook honesty box
if they don't have one, you're fucked.
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Old Oct 10, 07
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ah elementary school.

"are you afraid of heights?"

"..."

"well, your fly sure is."
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