Free Drugs or Vagina

Grapes · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Look how many views there are of this thread!!!
I can't think why the title would cause so many clicks.
It's not like it says "Free Drugs?" or "Vagina?"

Yep I went there.

Gusto · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

i need more details on the drugs and the vagina.

ebbomega · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

This should really be a poll.

esoter1c · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

SEAN! · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Yep I went there.

depends on whose vagina

laska · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

You di'int!

esoter1c · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

Other Worlds - by Jan Kounen

laska · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

^ It's my dream to take a trip to Big Bend National Park on the Texas / Chihuahuan border and go on a peyote journey.

stabmyhead · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

I didn't know they sold seperate, individually wrapped vaginas without being bundled with the entire package. Are they like interlocking, Mr. Potatohead style changing genitals we're talking about?

BongMan · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

........................VAGINA.......... ............

stabmyhead · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

Oh yes, I suppose I was imagining a bloody and severed vagina in a ziplock back labeled, "FREE VAGINA" in black sharpie marker... BUT THE VIBRATING VAGINA IS ALSO A REALISTIC OPTION. My friend bought one from a bum by the old Java Joint. I think they end up throwing it onto someone's car window... Imagine that, coming back to your car to find a vibrating vagina pulsating on your car window.

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

i bet this thread is going to get a TON of views.

fuck that fat thread.

esoter1c · #13 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by laska

^ It's my dream to take a trip to Big Bend National Park on the Texas / Chihuahuan border and go on a peyote journey.

Last time I did Peruvian Torch it was raining on Bowen Island.

The cactus let me know it def prefers the desert.:P

Still worked and all, but it wasn't into the rain.

Did San Pedro in the Amazon @ some ancient lake last June.

It really worked in that environment.

Never done Peyote though.

Def on the list though, right under NN-DMT.

esoter1c · #14 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

San Pedro Cactus - tribe.net ;)

laska · #15 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

So freaken jealous

esoter1c · #16 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by laska

So freaken jealous

Don't be jealous of the cactus, be jealous of the Ayahuasca in Iquitos.

I'm j/k, you'll get to transcend as you're obv. on the path.;)

Grapes · #17 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by crookedking

i bet this thread is going to get a TON of views.

It hasn't really lived up to my expectations, so far.

In terms of views... the content has been good.

Grapes · #18 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by stabmyhead

Oh yes, I suppose I was imagining a bloody and severed vagina in a ziplock back labeled, "FREE VAGINA" in black sharpie marker... BUT THE VIBRATING VAGINA IS ALSO A REALISTIC OPTION. My friend bought one from a bum by the old Java Joint. I think they end up throwing it onto someone's car window... Imagine that, coming back to your car to find a vibrating vagina pulsating on your car window.

^ That is a quality post.

Sykonee · #19 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

Isn't this the unfortunate dilemma so many of us have to deal with when the clubs close down?

Quite existential, the thread topic.

crookedking · #20 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by Grapes

It hasn't really lived up to my expectations, so far.

In terms of views... the content has been good.

don't worry yourself too much...give it Time. you'll get more views.

omg...i can't believe we have to give a thread that's called free drugs and vagina Time to get a shit load of views on fnk.

Grapes · #21 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by Sykonee

Isn't this the unfortunate dilemma so many of us have to deal with when the clubs close down?

Buddy I wish I had your problems.

Goat · #22 (**permalink**) Oct 21, 07

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Originally Posted by SEAN!

depends on whose vagina

the real question, all your mom jokes aside.

ps: your face??

Disco_Whore · #23 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 07

Is this an offer, or a question?

Sykonee · #24 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 07

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Buddy I wish I had your problems.

It's true though. How does a guy choose? On one hand, free drugs. Free! On the other hand, vagina. Vagina! (let's assume for the moment that to have vagina, you cannot have drugs, free or otherwise, and each are a one night deal). It's one of the toughest decisions mankind would ever have to face.

Well, at least since the fork/spoon debate over Cambell's Chunky Soup.

ebbomega · #25 (**permalink**) Oct 22, 07

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Originally Posted by Sykonee

It's true though. How does a guy choose? On one hand, free drugs. Free! On the other hand, vagina. Vagina! (let's assume for the moment that to have vagina, you cannot have drugs, free or otherwise, and each are a one night deal). It's one of the toughest decisions mankind would ever have to face.

Well, at least since the fork/spoon debate over Cambell's Chunky Soup.

Funny, I find most people just default to the drugs when the attempts for vagina fail.

And there's no problem with combining the drugs with the vagina, it's just that when a vagina is involved a) it's not free for you and b) you're probably paying for hers too.