Police: Man tortured with freshly baked cookies

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Police: Man tortured with cookies - Crime & Punishment - MSNBC.com

Two students paddled, burned man after drug deal went bad, officials say,

EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. - Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said.
Madison County prosecutors on Monday charged Rosario James, 23, and Jordan Sallis, 20, each with two counts of aggravated kidnapping and one count of robbery and aggravated battery.
Both were jailed Tuesday on $150,000 a piece.

Sheriff’s Capt. Brad Wells said that Friday night, three men went to James’ house to buy marijuana, but two of them grabbed the drugs and fled, leaving the third behind. The suspects held that man, who is in his late teens, and told him he needed to find $400 for the drugs, Wells said.
The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said.
“It was just sheer torture,” Wells said.
Hours later, Wells said, the victim managed to escape and call police after the suspects drove him to a house in trying to get money for the drugs.

Man not hospitalized
The victim sustained severe bruising but was not hospitalized.
Both suspects were arrested Saturday morning.
There was no evidence that James or Sallis had been using drugs before or during the alleged torture, Wells said Tuesday.
“Basically they ripped them off of their drugs, and they took exception to that,” Wells said.
There was no record that James or Sallis had obtained an attorney as of Tuesday, a Madison County court clerk said.

[se7en]

burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven


lolol, sheer madness.

[ebbomega]

Is it wrong to laugh?

Cookieboarding to soon be picked up by Blackwater USA....

[LimeGreenLaser]

lol the title cracked me up!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

now i can kick someone's ass by pouring hot soup on them

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ha ha ha. awesome!

[-evil-duerr-]

this reminds of john stewart last night.

CUP CAKES ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN!

[TrixX]

now they didn't state what kind of cookies they were making, but i'd guess chocolate chip(the #1 choice)!

i don't know about you guys, but have you ever baked chocolate chip cookies??? now, a hot cookie from a 400 degree oven is 1 thing, but a hot chocolate chip cookie, with little melted bits of chocolate at 400 degrees is FUCKING HOT!

poor little guy.

[Phrenetic]

if someone ripped me off i would burn them with cookies

almost like your killing them with kindness...

[djmarkpaul]

Urine for a treat, I baked cookies!

[Drazkers]

Bitch got lucky, burned with cookies!
It could of gotten alot worse!

[impure]

who does that?

[impure]

wow
just wow

[impure]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

^ Apparently some hillbilly kids in St.Louis

MISSOURAH!

i have a friend from there.....sounds like something he might do in a drunken fit

[hardstylin]

I could handle it as long as i got to eat them after.

kinda like ill let you burn me with candle wax as long as i get to hammer on you after.

[LimeGreenLaser]

don't fuck with me or i'll use apple pies

[FireWire]

^ He's serious too... so don't piss him off, cause apple pies can cause first degree burns.

[impure]

the canadian version of american pie?

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by impure

the canadian version of american pie?

Beaver tail pie.

[impure]

haaaaaaa

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Originally Posted by hardstylin

I could handle it as long as i got to eat them after.

kinda like ill let you burn me with candle wax as long as i get to hammer on you after.

hahahaha. awesome.

[jenai]

don't mess with me or i'll touch the sushi before i feed it to you!!

[jenai]

dont mess with my south asian friends or they'll feed you samosas extra hot with mustard greens.