****** Sage Warning *****

[Grapes]

The Meterological Bureau of FnK has issued a Sage Alert.

Tropical Sage "Jenai" is situated just off the Pacific coast and is expected make landfall shortly. Currently a category "Odd and Strangely Unsettling" Sage, it is expected to strengthen to "Wildly Innappropriate and Creepy" before gradually weakening and/or being banned.

FnK residents can expect a deluge of non-sequiters, unpopular opinions and the occasional hilarious idle threat:

Originally Posted by jenai

i dont need you to out me in reply to posts i make here since the level of paranoia among the children here is high.

as well, if u post this email in public, you'll have violated an internet code of ethics.

and no, situational ethics does not give you the right to violate my chartered rights of freedom of expression here.

Stay tuned to this thread for further updates.

[Clayton.]

You put way too much effort into this thread.


You fail. :(

[Revolver]

WATCH OUT NAKUSP!!!!!!

[-evil-duerr-]

it's funny because he's really sick and might murder all of us!

[b0ld]

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

it's funny because he's really sick and might murder all of us!

Probably me first :(

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Probably me first :(

You're lucky you're on the 10th floor.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by cubed

You're lucky you're on the 10th floor.

what was that address again?

[-evil-duerr-]

yeah, sage might get lost on the way there. hook up a google map or something at least

[Revolver]

^the least you could do dave.....you dont want to be rude.

[b0ld]

[diva]

I think Sage/Jenai should regale us with the story of how he lost his virginity.

[-evil-duerr-]

^it might be funner if we all guess first. k. let me try...



I'm gonna go with "the neighbor's cat"


now its your guys turn. see this is fun!

[SEAN!]

i hope he dosnt get banned again, he spices up an otherwise tame message board.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

i hope he dosnt get banned again, he spices up an otherwise tame message board.

in a sick,cant help watching maury povich, type of way i agree.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by diva

I think Sage/Jenai should regale us with the story of how he lost his virginity.

well actually...

[jenai]

Originally Posted by diva

I think Sage/Jenai should regale us with the story of how he lost his virginity.

go find it on cv!

[Revolver]

LOL....

seriously im a fan of this guy.

i hear hes a big ken foster fan too...

RIGHT ESOTERIC?.........LALLWLSLA

[jenai]

i dunno. his blogspots are dull and boring. KEN-FOSTER.COM

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Revolver

in a sick,cant help watching maury povich, type of way i agree.

you're right, within a few weeks im sure we'll all tire of him and rejoice when he's banned.

[jenai]

in posting, i am enthusiastically endorsing FNK's TOS.

i mean, this and the other anti-sage OT replies on other threads are part of topical debate on news that shake and change FNK as a whole.

[ebbomega]

Do you even read this site?

[b0ld]

[-evil-duerr-]

okay enough with the fucking google images, bold.

you're turning a beloved posting technique into a played out gag. moderation,man! christ almighty...


someone had to say it.

[Grapes]

I think the care-o-meter should be modernized. Can't we go digital with it?