if you could sleep with one person and one person only.......

[Revolver]

natalie portman is pure boner

[Courtney]

ya shes hot

[Courtney]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

I bet she could cook me up something real special




IN BED!!!

i dont find her pretty at all
like i swear i am prettier than this dog

[robyn]

here's a big headed tv chef i could spend the rest of my life with

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Courtney

ya shes hot

its hotter that you agree

[tiedye]

She hosts a sex show on TV. YOU KNOW SHE PUTS OUT. Oh yeah!

Just look at the way she's playing with her hair. So sensual... sexy... she wants me.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by robyn

here's a big headed tv chef i could spend the rest of my life with

Nigella definitely has some meat on her bones.

NEVER TRUST A THIN CHEF!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by cubed

Dude, Natalie Portman is hard as fuck...

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Hah.

Snorted all the yay.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

She kinda looks like someone took Jane Seymour's head and put it on the body of a chick half her size....

[-evil-duerr-]

to all you fools who were quick to judge

what can I say, I have a penchant for disproportionate food network hotties.

props to robyn for actually having some decent taste. I mean if I'm gonna have an imaginary dream bitch, she might as well be handy in the kitchen. I can dream cant I?

[Disco_Whore]

I didn't think this was going to be a Giada bashing thread when I came in here guys, thanks for ruining it.

I love Giada, she's super cute, especially because she gets so excited about food whenever she's talking about it. Plus her husband kinda looks like a nerd, which makes it even better.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

to all you fools who were quick to judge

what can I say, I have a penchant for disproportionate food network hotties.

props to robyn for actually having some decent taste. I mean if I'm gonna have an imaginary dream bitch, she might as well be handy in the kitchen. I can dream cant I?

Well if you're going with food network chicks, how could you leave out Rachael Ray???

[SEAN!]

honestly andrew i never thought you'd be the type of guy to sign yo cock away for life when you don't know wether or not the girl can throat that shit like a circus act.


i think camp life is getting to you.

[-evil-duerr-]

aaahh rachel ray is not hot enough to make up for the fact that she is more of a cook than a chef.

sorry rache', take some proper culinary classes and maybe I'll let you run around in my dreams.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

aaahh rachel ray is not hot enough to make up for the fact that she is more of a cook than a chef.

sorry rache', take some proper culinary classes and maybe I'll let you run around in my dreams.

Dude, her and Giada battled it out on Iron Chef America.

And Ray won.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by cubed

Dude, her and Giada battled it out on Iron Chef America.

And Ray won.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

well paint me red and call me a silly devil!

I've got some serious thinking to do now.... damn


ps, i've gotta see this iron chef, sounds like an awesome match!

[cubed]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

well paint me red and call me a silly devil!

I've got some serious thinking to do now.... damn


ps, i've gotta see this iron chef, sounds like an awesome match!

each of them was paired with an Iron Chef.

Rachael was paired with Mario Batali.

Giada was paired with Bobby Flay.

I believe it was a Cranberry battle.

[miss.myra]

Why would you give yourself away to have sex with only them for the rest of your life when you haven't even had sex with them?

Even the hottest people can be horrible in bed.



close thread!

[robyn]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

well paint me red and call me a silly devil!

I've got some serious thinking to do now.... damn


ps, i've gotta see this iron chef, sounds like an awesome match!

omg look at her no contest

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Why would you give yourself away to have sex with only them for the rest of your life when you haven't even had sex with them?

Even the hottest people can be horrible in bed.



close thread!

myra obviously we are all being dorks about it.

LOL!

why ya gatta be a fantasy kill???

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by robyn

omg look at her no contest

^ I think the truth is I wouldn't be able to handle one of these women making me feel inadequate where it counts - the kitchen.

I'd get all jealous and sabotage souffle's left and right like spy vs spy to avoid getting my ego bruised.

Even my imaginary relationships are doomed lol!

[miss.myra]

because seriously, i couldn't even give thought to committing myself to sleep with one person for the rest of my life and then discovering they were awful in bed. Then the rest of my life would be a sad, sad life indeed.

And really, just because you look hot when they photoshop the shit out of you for Maxim magazine, it doesn't mean you're good in bed.

sorry, i'm just a buzzkill :P

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

because seriously, i couldn't even give thought to committing myself to sleep with one person for the rest of my life and then discovering they were awful in bed. Then the rest of my life would be a sad, sad life indeed.

And really, just because you look hot when they photoshop the shit out of you for Maxim magazine, it doesn't mean you're good in bed.

sorry, i'm just a buzzkill :P

BAH, just pick somebody already.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Why would you give yourself away to have sex with only them for the rest of your life when you haven't even had sex with them?

Even the hottest people can be horrible in bed.



close thread!

thats why i picked amy reid.

shes a fucking champion pornstar!!

[Big R]

Originally Posted by Revolver

natalie portman is pure boner

+1