The Paramount's Christmas advertising

**MC Hammered** · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 02

"We bend over for our customers"

- courtesy of Myles

M!SKA · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 02

LOL thats gold

**sNyx** · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 02

thats what I thought! I laughed all the way down columbia!!

specialkonrd · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 02

haha
myles
are u 18 yet?
lets hit up paramount heh

mister-peenutt · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

paramount is 19

:Peenutt:

Jrock · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

I thought it was 18. They don't have alcohol in the Paramount. Well... that's what I hear. FUCK!!

specialkonrd · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

im pretty sure its 18 man
you can only either have a lapdance license or a liquor license
mugs and jugs has liquor license, paramount has lapdance one
im allowed to go into porno stores
so i should be allowed to go watch it live

**sNyx** · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

paramount sells booze now :y:

specialkonrd · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

upstairs i think right?
i know for a fact they cant both sell booze and give lap dances

specialkonrd · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 02

oh also i heard they got better strippers now
fuck i swear last time i was there...
ugh
there was this fucking ugly ass asian stripper that was SOOOO fat i coudl curl up in her stomach!!!!