I challenge you all to say something personal about yourself..

[cubed]

^The ATM dialogue from Clerks II is nearly as good as that one.

[askdjasd]

yeah, that was one of the best ones

the porch monkey was good too.

"im bringing porch monkey back!"

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by askdjasd

I challenge lildonkey!

hey, atleast i never tried to suck my own dink like MP.

I never got that lame.

True to Marty form. He'd sooner pay a midget to suck it than try and do it himself...

[ebbomega]

One time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought the cat at the local mall so the whole fiasco ended up on the local news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he got another cat stuck up his ass. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

So the next week I see him at the mall buying another cat, and I say to him "Jesus Walt, you know you're just going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" and he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

[tiedye]

Waste of a gem, but I laughed so it called for good karma.

[askdjasd]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

True to Marty form. He'd sooner pay a midget to suck it than try and do it himself...

is this a fat & lazy joke?

[wishbone]

^
more like motivation!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by askdjasd

is this a fat & lazy joke?

I prefer to think of it as "multi-faceted"

It also covers pervy.

[askdjasd]

here's a thread for you dave:

http://fnk.ca/board/f223/everything-...h-25th-212193/

[prozac]

So much karma in this thread.

How's this for personal: I just got dumped for the first time ever. Not a big deal relationship at all, but this rejection stuff stings a bit.

[askdjasd]

Originally Posted by prozac

So much karma in this thread.

How's this for personal: I just got dumped for the first time ever. Not a big deal relationship at all, but this rejection stuff stings a bit.

awwwww,

that sucks.

Breaking up sucks a big one.. but you're a hot, a new one will come up quickly!


I was told that I was going to work at lamplighter, then the guy called me back and said that I didnt have to work tonight. I FUCKIN CRIED!

But now I can continue into my Lost DVD's. That show is freakin addictive.

[prozac]

^ It barely counts as a breakup, but still a bummer.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by askdjasd

But now I can continue into my Lost DVD's. That show is freakin addictive.

almost through season 3.

Season 2 is the best imo.

[askdjasd]

Originally Posted by prozac

^ It barely counts as a breakup, but still a bummer.

Its so weird with relationships these days. It looks like no one is ever interested in the other party either way.

[askdjasd]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

almost through season 3.

Season 2 is the best imo.

I watched my first episode ever with a bunch of friends before celebs last night.
Addicted as soon as the dude went in the engine.

I borrowed Season 1.

[tiedye]

Something personal: my #1 physical turn on is when a girl's legs are prickly but you can't see the hair.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by askdjasd

Its so weird with relationships these days. It looks like no one is ever interested in the other party either way.

Sometimes yeah. That's not it in this situation, but people do have a tendency to date just for the sake of it or whatever.

[askdjasd]

true!

What a waste of time, imo.

[prozac]

tell me about it. learning plenty about wastes of time the last couple days lol.

[prozac]

Ok, back to the positive!

Quick someone say something funny. Chadwick?

[tiedye]

Why couldn't Jesus eat skittles?

[askdjasd]

I met this girl a few days ago, she's pretty hot, nice tattoo's and pale ass skin (i love it)
yup, she's been really sketchy in our plans and there's nothing that pisses me off more than someone who cannot keep a freakin plan.

waste of time, i should write a book.. or a pamphlet cause im lazy.

[prozac]

why? .

edit: outposted

[askdjasd]

oh and I was the reason why they cancelled matlock.

[askdjasd]

cause i am an idiot when it comes to relationships!


or maybe they are.

Well, i dont really know but it's certainly stressful, especially when i actually kinda had a thing for her.

fuck im emo.