95 year old lungs!... and I dont smoke!

[pstylez]

Yes it is true, I have 95 year-old lungs :cry:. I did a pulmonary function test at my physical yesterday and they said I have 95 year old lungs, (I am 26 years old) before they made me use an albuterol inhaler then I increased to awesome 86 year-old lungs. I do not smoke (unless you count weed every so often) and I am a swimmer. I swim 40 laps a day (50 meter laps) and I am lean, so I know I keep myself in good shape, how did this happen? I know chronic smokers who smoked since they were 14 who never work out and the worst was 40 year old lungs. Guess I better invest in a good vaporizer then huh? Any advice on a good vaporizer? Stopping the consumption of the ganj is out of the question...

[tiedye]

I love how I put back about 30-50 cigarettes a day on average and everyone else's lungs are giving out.

[tiedye]

Oh, and as for vapes... there's a whole thread about em in The Chronical.

[pstylez]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I love how I put back about 30-50 cigarettes a day on average and everyone else's lungs are giving out.

Ok, I officially hate you now. It sucks because I have no family history of bad lungs yet here I am. Did I mention I hate you? I didnt? Well I hate you. :cry:

[tiedye]

Most people do. The unusual thing is, they keep coming back. I'm like a cheap fuck.

[pstylez]

2 dolla?

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I love how I put back about 30-50 cigarettes a day on average and everyone else's lungs are giving out.

maybe cuz everyone else has reached puberty little guy

[esoter1c]

Get a 2nd opinion.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

maybe cuz everyone else has reached puberty little guy

Mama said only sinners do that.

[-evil-duerr-]

mama sang tenor

[tiedye]

In a husky, Tom Waits sort of way.

[-evil-duerr-]

tom waits isnt that fat

[tiedye]

Husky voice.

[-evil-duerr-]

what are you trying to say. he has a fat voice?

[tiedye]

Are you saying my dog's fat?

[Revolver]

live and let live.

ill smoke.

i love cigarettes.from time to time,ie,travelling,adventureing and drinking....wich is basically my entire life...

and you know what.

i can certainly garuntee....that when my times comes,

i will die a happy and fufiled man.

so fuck it.

wheres the lighter at?

[LimeGreenLaser]

95 year old!?!?!? I recommend u cut down on weed or quit it, cuz in ur case wouldn't it be dangerous? cuz 10 years from now u might have lung failure already (or even less than 10 years)

[pstylez]

Originally Posted by LimeGreenLaser

95 year old!?!?!? I recommend u cut down on weed or quit it, cuz in ur case wouldn't it be dangerous? cuz 10 years from now u might have lung failure already (or even less than 10 years)

The pulmonary function test determines your lung age based on the statistics of the inhalation volume cubed and exhalation volume cubed. I do have 95 year old lungs, but I do not have asthma (figure that shit out, a doctor told me this). I do not smoke ganja regurlarly, and now I am completely stopping until my vaporizer comes in the mail (but im gonna cook me up some butter and eat it). From my research the vaporizers dont even do 10% of the damage that smoke does. A big reason I like to toke up is because it takes the pain off my knee because of an old knee injury. I sound like a wreck, no? I keep myself in good cardiovascular shape and I can outrun/swim most people my age or younger which baffles doctors because of my lung capacity. I will have friggin 180 year old lungs when I am 95, but damnit ill make it to 95. I dont care what anybody else says! :P

[pstylez]

Originally Posted by Revolver

live and let live.

ill smoke.

i love cigarettes.from time to time,ie,travelling,adventureing and drinking....wich is basically my entire life...

and you know what.

i can certainly garuntee....that when my times comes,

i will die a happy and fufiled man.

so fuck it.

wheres the lighter at?

word! :wondering:

[decypher]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I love how I put back about 30-50 cigarettes a day on average and everyone else's lungs are giving out.

You're still young ;)