attn sarcastic assholes, a little help?

[prozac]

I've got one of those African scam artists all over my inbox...is it still fun to fuck with them? I'm not feeling creative enough right now. Help me write responses and I'll post the results.

I was browsing craigslist for apartments and saw an ad for a cute, small, furnished 1 bedroom. There were pictures, but they were advertising it, furnished, for $600 including utilities. Obviously too good to be true but since it had no location listed I figured it was someone in the Sunshine Coast or Chilliwack or something who had forgotten to put the location in the ad.

I sent the following email:
" You didn't list in your ad where it was located....

Jessica "

And laughed my ass off when I got this in return:

" Thanks for your email and it is my gladness hearing from you.I am Rev Daniel i owner the house you are making enquiry about, actually we resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and my only daugther before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working place and now situated in the Georgia,USA and presently my house is still available for rent for 600 per month including the utilities like hydro,washer and security,it is furnished.

Moreso Now, i went for a Crusade in West Africa and i will like you to get in touch with my wife in Georgia,USA for more discussion, as she is with the keys and the document to the house.Pls i want you to note know that we're kind and honest family and also spent alot on our property that we want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute mentenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own,is that taken,it is not the money the main problem but want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i came for a check up.I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word.

Email my wife Cheryl on ([email protected]) and she will attends to you better.

Thanks and you are welcome...
Regards "

[veN]

Where's Akeel when you need him???

ask them if the apartment would be suitable for your prostitution ring.

[veN]

^ Good one! Oh and pls, pls make up a great madame name for yourself Jessica.

[-evil-duerr-]

it's like spiderman 3 when peter parker asks harry osbourne for his evil help to save mary jane from that 70's show nerd.

[askdjasd]

It sounds sketchy for sure

but these response are dumb, gotta think of something sweet and I cannot find anything to respond to this guy.

Originally Posted by veN

^ Good one! Oh and pls, pls make up a great madame name for yourself Jessica.

further to this....go into detail about how clean your girls are, the acts that may or may not happen and how you will only allow the regulars at the apartment. explain that the suite is mostly just going to be used as a place for the girls to clean up between "dates"

Originally Posted by askdjasd

It sounds sketchy for sure

but these response are dumb, gotta think of something sweet and I cannot find anything to respond to this guy.

kinda like this one here?

[prozac]

Originally Posted by veN

Where's Akeel when you need him???

I know :( Or Esi...

[prozac]

Originally Posted by Avana

further to this....go into detail about how clean your girls are, the acts that may or may not happen and how you will only allow the regulars at the apartment. explain that the suite is mostly just going to be used as a place for the girls to clean up between "dates"

awesome...