Its effin 3 am and my young cat pisses on my pillow!!!

pstylez · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

I have given this cat nothing but love and affection since my wife found it starving it on the street. Shit we nursed it back to health and this fucking thing pisses on my pillow!

I have a great dog who loves me and another cat that adores me and is sitting on my lap right now. What the hell is wrong with this thing!? I am an animal lover so I would feel wrong to get rid of it, but goddamn, my pillow!

Then when I threw her out of my room because I had to clean it up, and after i got all my sheets and pillow to the laundry room, she shits in the corner of the living room. Im fuckign livid. See i cant even spell fucking right. Now I cant sleep.

azazel · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

don't kill it :o

thebobman · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

You ever think the cat just has a scat/water-sports fetish? Maybe that's how it learned to show affection on the mean, dirty streets.
Stray cats be FREAKIN'!

tiedye · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

Crookedking is the resident expert on these matters.

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

lmao

trade it for a dog.

tiedye · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

http://fnk.ca/board/f37/toilet-bowl/...-shoes-101454/

-evil-duerr- · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

cats are idiots

gnosis · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

kill the cat.

Frosty
(another period)

KrisisID · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

i'm so sorry, but thats friggun hillarious shit.

pstylez · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebobman

You ever think the cat just has a scat/water-sports fetish? Maybe that's how it learned to show affection on the mean, dirty streets.
Stray cats be FREAKIN'!

LAWL....

I didn't kill the cat, even though I would have loved nothing better than beat its brains in. I bought it 2 more litter boxes, so she and my other cat (the good one) can share more than just 1 litter box. I cant let that cat back into the room she pissed in for a LONG time. She is otherwise good, so I wasn't mean to her. That cat ADORES me, so it's difficult to hate.

-evil-duerr- · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

you're problem is that you are putting cats on a pedestal

... setting yourself up for a world of hurt my man.... a world of hurt!

thebobman · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by pstylez

That cat ADORES me, so it's difficult to hate.

I'm tellin' you man, a little kitty Cleavland steamer is just her way of saying she cares

tiedye · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

Nothing says "I love you" like emiction.

Goodfellow · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

gotta have a nice clean litter box, or those damn picky cats decide to do their bizzness elsewhere!

when I was livin in Burnaby, my roommates cat would shit in the bathtub all the time, so I'd wake up at 7 am to have a shower "ahhhhhhhhhhhh"

pstylez · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 16, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebobman

I'm tellin' you man, a little kitty Cleavland steamer is just her way of saying she cares

Nice comment, I honestly took it to heart. I decided to return the favor and she has been affectionate ever since. Who woulda thunk a cat woulda liked me taking a dump on her chest. Guess no other cat would take a dump on her chest...

:weird: