ober heard in the office

[impure]

although some of the stuff on this site is not too funny, there are some gems like this one:

White dude to black coworker: The cool thing about Obama is that he is able to transcend race. He's the ultimate embodiment of American multiculturalism and pluralism. He's white and black, and his race doesn't matter, he's got character, which was Martin Luther King's dream, that people would be judged according to the content of their character, not the color of their skin.
White dude #2: Yeah, well, I just can't wait until Obama gets into office and he invites MTV over to the White House to film an episode of Cribs and he's got a stripper pole in the basement right by his poster of Scarface.

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[Revolver]

im obercome with laughter

[impure]

i'm not obercome with posters remorse.

hmmmmm

i'm so ober you.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by impure

i'm not obercome with posters remorse.

hmmmmm

i'm so ober you.

Don't understand much of what you are saying. But then again, I don't speak crazy bitch.

[impure]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Don't understand much of what you are saying. But then again, I don't speak crazy bitch.

i'd advise you learn, it's the secret language that will unlock one of life's greatest mysteries, women.

[tiedye]

They are pretty great, but it's no mystery. Actually.. it tends to be PAINFULLY obvious.

[Goodfellow]

why didn't the black dude reply in the joke?

was he too busy taking advantage of you being in a G-hole?

[impure]

was your head shoved too far up your ass to read the entire post before throwing down something you thought would be witty?