House/Roomate Pranks

[impure]

Originally Posted by Lil Jenna

I believe the correct term is "Antique'ing". I lived with two guys and they used to do that all the time.

I unleashed my wrath on them one day when I tried to make cookies and we were all out of flour :D

antique'ing! LOL

[tiedye]

The douchebaggery in this thread is set to 11.

[Prissypants]

My roomie had his clothes in drawers under his bed so one day (after he had pranked me) I took all his socks and underwear out of one of the drawers, threw them in a plastic bag with water and chucked it in the freezer... I then proceeded to fill up the drawer with water and put goldfish in it... most amusing...

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by impure

belief implies faith to me.
like i don't eat meat, but not because i believe it's bad. it's because i don't like to eat meat, and i never have.
she didn't have a belief in being vegan, she just liked to use it as something to throw down as "i'm better than you because" deal.
trust me. there was no belief.

and i think her throwing out $400 plus in food i had just bought because i wasn't there for a couple days (i stayed at my boyfriends house because she bitched about him staying over for a couple nights) now keep in mind she was 30 and had lived on her own for a while, she was not hard up for money and such, i on the other hand was 17 and had JUST moved out of my moms house for the first time, i was so utterly broke that my boyfriend had bought half that food for me to help me out (he was still coasting on an inheritance from his mothers death 10 years prior)
she pulled the major cunt move and instead of calling me on my cell and letting me know that she would be defrosting the freezer and fridge or whatever, she chose to pitch every last morsel of my food that she couldn't stuff into her mouth.

i THINK i was justified in feeding the fucking heiffer some dairy so she could spend a couple hours on the shitter thinking about what she'd done.

you don't agree?

it's HARDLY petty when you have the whole story.

i'm sorry, but you're fucking dumb. yeah your roommate sounds like a huge bitch but you "punished" her in a way that would be completely unrelated in her mind and was totally malicious and passive aggressive on your part. and you justify your actions by imposing your own beliefs on what your roommate has chosen to do for herself. fuck off with that shit.

heaven forbid you just say "look, you cost me $400, what are you going to do about it?".

[impure]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

i'm sorry, but you're fucking dumb. yeah your roommate sounds like a huge bitch but you "punished" her in a way that would be completely unrelated in her mind and was totally malicious and passive aggressive on your part. and you justify your actions by imposing your own beliefs on what your roommate has chosen to do for herself. fuck off with that shit.

heaven forbid you just say "look, you cost me $400, what are you going to do about it?".

i did.
she said she tried calling and couldn't reach me.
so it was my loss.
she actually said "you should have been here then
i had no missed calls and my voicemail had no messages from her.
the least she could have done if she had actually called was to leave a voice mail.


and i do see a relation between me feeding her something i know will make her poopy and her throwing out all my food. it's FOOD.

sae.

[tiedye]

Douchebaggery exceeding maximum capacity. Implosion imminent.

[impure]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Douchebaggery exceeding maximum capacity. Implosion imminent.

jerkface.

[KrisisID]

This isn't the I hate my room mate thread.


Roomies used to steal my snacks, and we all were working full time, I was always the first one out of the house, I set out hash brownies before work a lil while back, I cut out a piece and hid it (to make it look like i ate a piece).

They ate a shitload of it for breaky. They all missed work that day. hahaha. it was awesome.

[Goat]

Nothing says," I love you roomie" like a duece in the workboots. Or spraypainted hot pink work boots. or seran wrap over the toilet seat in the middle of the night. or the clap.

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by impure

i did.
she said she tried calling and couldn't reach me.
so it was my loss.
she actually said "you should have been here then
i had no missed calls and my voicemail had no messages from her.
the least she could have done if she had actually called was to leave a voice mail.

this is moot. if you couldn't argue the validity of your point then, well, god help you 'cause that argument should've been a breeze. i mean at the very least you could've been a little punk about it and just found something of hers that was worth the same amount and smashed the shit out of it when you couldn't reach her.

Originally Posted by impure

and i do see a relation between me feeding her something i know will make her poopy and her throwing out all my food. it's FOOD.

yeah, i know that. that's what i said. of course you know. you did it. the important part was she doesn't see the relationship. in her mind you just made a dick move, if she noticed at all. in which case you're the only one that even knows how much of a dick you are.

the moral of the story is:

1. make the punishment fit the crime.
2. you're an idiot.

[cinist]

all i got out of this thread is a quick laugh and then the confirmation that ninjabitch is still a huge nerd

[impure]

Originally Posted by cinist

all i got out of this thread is a quick laugh and then the confirmation that ninjabitch is still a huge nerd

at least there wasn't the whole "catch her drunk, try to get in her pants then freak the fuck out when she still says no even though she's drunk"
moving on.....

how ARE you shannon? :)

[impure]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

1. make the punishment fit the crime.
2. you were 17.
3. i'm a jackass.

edited for accuracy.

wanna do coffee today to duke this out in person?
you know my work schedule, what time suits you?

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by cinist

all i got out of this thread is a quick laugh and then the confirmation that ninjabitch is still a huge nerd

I played magic the gathering and D&D growing up, I'm probably one of the biggest nerds here.

Seriously though, roommate pranks are great. I used to mess around with my roommate's head all the time.

But force feeding a Vegan food against her beliefs is pretty low. It crosses the line of prank.

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by impure

edited for accuracy.

wanna do coffee today to duke this out in person?
you know my work schedule, what time suits you?

...ew.

[Goat]

YouTube - Bro Rape
not safe for most works.

[mithridate]

i like to hide behind corners and jump out and "BOO" my roomies.

:)
one day this will backfire when they are bringing down food to share...

[impure]

i didn't do this, but i will, oh i will.

[impure]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

...ew.

you have it wrong, don't think you're that special.

[kir mokum]

no. i got it. what i didn't get is how i would know your work schedule.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Another quick and fun one is short-sheeting their bed.

This is more entertaining when in a Barrack though when you can watch them try to get into Bed.

http://www.viewdo.com/now_viewing.php?id=131

[GSG9]

short sheeting owns. me and my grandma (used to care for me when i was younger and the rents were at work) always played pranks on eachother for fun and i would use this one at least twice a month.

also, putting saran wrap under the toilet seat works wonders. especially if its the extremely clear stuff. can cause all sorts of messes.
my brother sucked at pranks though. his idea of a prank was to jack grandpas false teeth and try to flush them down the toilet. what a failure.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I played magic the gathering and D&D growing up, I'm probably one of the biggest nerds here.

My youth was spent slaying dragons and bugbears too.:noworry:

[mapleleaf4ever]

removing the showerhead and pouring in a packet of blue kool-aid then replacing the head is also a riot.

turn on the shower and BAAAAM they get dyed blue.

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

removing the showerhead and pouring in a packet of blue kool-aid then replacing the head is also a riot.

turn on the shower and BAAAAM they get dyed blue.

use purpleor red kool aid in a hot hand dryer thing. turn the nozzle upside down - pour it in - turn it back. people turn it on and the heat melts thecolour onto their hands and or clothes