Anyone have a pet that knows

[Goat]

Anyone else have a pet that knows when you're poofaced and goes in for the extra pets and attention?

[tiedye]

What the fuck does poofaced mean?

[Goat]

shitfaced, drunk, or high
i was trying to be polite

[kir mokum]

my cats love pilled out retards at 6 in the morning. unfortunately for them, i don't.

[DefJef]

lol

pets (dogs in particular) can detect intoxication just like your own mother can.

they just know.

[kir mokum]

bitches.

[impure]

my horses love it when i've taken some disociatives before i ride.
i let them get away so much.

[Erin]

My cat used to live with Jeremy. Nothing gets past him!

*Edit: make that the entire MRC.

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by impure

my horses love it when i've taken some disociatives before i ride.
i let them get away so much.

that PCP is for the horses

[impure]

ketamine, leave it for the cats.

i was actually talking about DXM.
makes me a far more forgiving trainer.

hangovers?
nnooooooooo they make me a nit-picking bitch.

[mithridate]

haha HELLYES!
Mateo knows when im drunk and he crawls into my bed (he's not allowed on my bed) with me when i pass out.

oh..
GUYS.

LOL

[Phrenetic]

i remember i was as high as a giraffes vagina my dog did stuff and ya

[ebbomega]

Used to have ratties that would get all freaked out when I got drunk.

[GSG9]

my cat was always too busy chasing the laser pen when i was fucked around him. catnip plus laser pen = doesens of minutes of drunken fun.

[impure]

oh man laser pens!
one morning when i'm feeling evil and it's foggy at the track i'm gonna take a laser pen out to the gap and when some jerk (and there's a couple) who has really been a dick lately or who i saw being pretty bad handed on a horse for the sake of macho-ism goes by on a horse that's towin' the line pretty good, i'm gonna shine that bad boy through the fog about 15 feet infront of the horse they're on. you know that they're animal will pick up on that laser so fast and hit the breaks so hard.
jerks.
OHHH! pea shooters are fun, but i don't aim at horses........ most of the time. my old boss bob and i run around and hide and shoot the grooms that annoy us most which is usualy the hen club or 17yr old girls that is always gathered for an hourly stitch-n-bitch of highschool proportions infront of one particular barn.. it's awesome to watch them jump and yelp and not know where the machine-gun fire of dried beans are coming from.

[impure]

just to throw down something that's on topic.

i don't think animals pick up on our intoxication so much as our mood or vibe.

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by impure

oh man laser pens!
one morning when i'm feeling evil and it's foggy at the track i'm gonna take a laser pen out to the gap and when some jerk (and there's a couple) who has really been a dick lately or who i saw being pretty bad handed on a horse for the sake of macho-ism goes by on a horse that's towin' the line pretty good, i'm gonna shine that bad boy through the fog about 15 feet infront of the horse they're on. you know that they're animal will pick up on that laser so fast and hit the breaks so hard.
jerks.
OHHH! pea shooters are fun, but i don't aim at horses........ most of the time. my old boss bob and i run around and hide and shoot the grooms that annoy us most which is usualy the hen club or 17yr old girls that is always gathered for an hourly stitch-n-bitch of highschool proportions infront of one particular barn.. it's awesome to watch them jump and yelp and not know where the machine-gun fire of dried beans are coming from.

i cant read run-on sentences.

[impure]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i cant read run-on sentences.

shitty for you.
you should look into that, maybe there's a spot on the short bus for you

[GSG9]

is it not better to learn to write than to learn to read mumbled nonsense?

[impure]

Originally Posted by GSG9

is it not better to learn to write than to learn to read mumbled nonsense?

i don't think it's a matter of learning in either case.