If you were a cop for one day, for the sole purpose of fucking around with people....

[lildonkey]

This is assuming you can't get in trouble for anything you do.... but obviously you can't go around and kill people etc...

how would you fuck with people?

[Gusto]

can you rape people

[rawb]

Originally Posted by Gusto

can you rape people

IM WAITING ON ANSWER TO THIS BEFORE I REPLY

strip searches.

[Global]

Cavity searches...I mean.....cavity searches.
Elbow deep in the crap cavity.
Now that's my kinda party!!

[lildonkey]

hahaha did trixx's sex thread put you all on perv mode?

[Revolver]

any guy wearing white rimmed sunglasses LOCKED UP.

anyone caught congregating and talking right in the middle of the sidewalk blocking foot traffic LOCKED UP.

anyone caught wearing a neckercheif....NETTGUNED THEN LOCKED UP.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

hahaha did trixx's sex thread put you all on perv mode?

rapes?

y / n

pls circle one

you're such a slut.

[Revolver]

, id setup a roadblock and DOUCHEBAGTICKET everyone who is driving those over the top HUMMERS and navigators with like 72'' spinner rims and shit.

[Phrenetic]

I wouldn't Reduce peoples liberties and Rights, people aren't used to that

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Revolver

anyone caught wearing a neckercheif....NETTGUNED THEN LOCKED UP.

[mikey]

roll every d-boy and take their breitlings.

[thebobman]

Three words:

Yaletown.
Supercars.
Commandeering.

[-evil-duerr-]

pranks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hardstylin]

i would wait for 5am to roll around.

then spend the next 2 hours parking my cop car with the lights on in all my cokehead/dealer friends drive ways.

then leaving

then coming back.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

i would wait for 5am to roll around.

then spend the next 2 hours parking my cop car with the lights on in all my cokehead/dealer friends drive ways.

then leaving

then coming back.

If these friends of yours live in Whalley that'd also be an excellent way to get shot.

[GSG9]

pull over all the hotties i could see for any and every triffic violation and try to stack fines. then hint at the quick and easy payment method in the nearest alleyway... just as.. you know.. an experiment of sorts... see how many would go for it.... thats my story and im stickin to it.

[Bevvy Swift]

set up pylons and send late night traffic for a goose chase detour through the burbs, and at the end of the pylon maze would be me laughing my ass of at all the stupidheads.

wait i dont have to be a cop to do that

[SEAN!]

break into the evidence locker, steal some weed, roll some blunts break into the swat team locker steal a M4, ammo and some flash bangs and tear gas. then get some beer and go redneck style shooting cars and buildings and blowin shit up.

harrass punk ass mother fuckers.

then id i rob all the cash from the evidence locker and call it a day.

[Bevvy Swift]

kk i totally got one.

take three viagra in the morning, and spend all day handing out traffic tickets with a raging out-of-control hard-on resting on thier car windows mwahahahahahahaha

[Bevvy Swift]

wait i got another one..

id see how many times i could say meow while handing out tickets that would totally be funny

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

set up pylons and send late night traffic for a goose chase detour through the burbs, and at the end of the pylon maze would be me laughing my ass of at all the stupidheads.

wait i dont have to be a cop to do that

A buddy of mine once told me this story about love and war in the suburbs of Jersey...

A friend of my buddy's was dating this girl, up until this moment where the chick dumped him because of lies purveyed by this douchebag with rich parents, so that he could move in on her and steal her away. Buddy's friend finds out about how that went down after the gf breaks it off with him, and so him and his crew skip over to NYC and start collecting as many unmanned detour signs and pylons.

Now, douchebag lives in the rich-kid part of town, littered with mansions and large yards, so this guy has a massive two-lane driveway that is probably about a 3 or 4 minute drive. So what does my friend and his crew do? Starts setting up detours to send people into this driveway... from the New Jersey Turnpike.

Needless to say, douchebag didn't make his date.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

break into the evidence locker, steal some weed, roll some blunts break into the swat team locker steal a M4, ammo and some flash bangs and tear gas. then get some beer and go redneck style shooting cars and buildings and blowin shit up.

harrass punk ass mother fuckers.

then id i rob all the cash from the evidence locker and call it a day.

[thebobman]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

wait i got another one..

id see how many times i could say meow while handing out tickets that would totally be funny

C'mon meow.