I am talking to the funniest old lady ever!

[ppcock]

the sweetest old lady, is making the rad jokes.
normally i dislike old people talking to me. but this lady is just the funniest person i've ever talked.

[Phrenetic]

1-800-old-fuck?

[ppcock]

that lady was fuckin cool.

[Gusto]

could have at least told us what she said. disappointing thread marty.

[ppcock]

spur of the moment.

[cubed]

marty, find your internal dialog and use it.

[matéo]

dude its sorta weird how every aspect of your life is documented on fnk.

[decypher]

I feel like i've known him my entire life

[ebbomega]

KEEP US POSTED k

[ppcock]

will do.

[Grapes]

Get digits man!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Get digits man!

YOU'RE LIKE THIS BEAR MAN, WITH THESE CLAWS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS BUNNY, AND YOU'RE SAYING "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KILL THIS BUNNY!"

[Grapes]

MARTY'S ALL GROWS UP!!@$!

o

[Krusha]

ETA 2 weeks till breakup thread

[mithridate]

Originally Posted by matéo

dude its sorta weird how every aspect of your life is documented on fnk.

lol
i'd have to agree a bit here..

but it makes for entertaining reads (sometimes) at work.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

MARTY'S ALL GROWS UP!!@$!

o

JUST REMEMBER MARTY, THEY DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM!!!! o

[wishbone]

this blog post isn't that great.

i look forward to your next blog.

[tiedye]

Marty. Please explain to us what the fuck that girl said to you about beer in her crotch.

[ppcock]

oh that chick last night? I think she wanted to go for a smoke, so she put the beer in her crotch.

I dont think she knew that you could just go upstairs (with your drink) to smoke.

[Grapes]

How come you only stayed like 1 hour.

Party got better and better.

[ebbomega]

It kinda did. Marty fails.

As the evening drew out and the people petered off, it was kinda down to the crazies for the last few hours....

[ppcock]

I'm not one to judge cause I think the ones doing dubforms are doing an amazing job.

But.. that place got busy, it's just a matter of time till the cops shut it down permanently for going way over capacity.
Sometimes, you just have to suck it up and close down and we all know the bouncers dont give a shit, so they'll grease at the door.
Honestly, those events are selling out.. why not bring them to a club?

I probably already answered my own question... NO ONE WAS DRINKING!

[ebbomega]

Um, they stopped new people from coming in at 1am last dubforms (or maybe that was 2 dubforms ago)

I know because I couldn't get in.

Also I got there around 12:30 and the crowd was pretty much at its peak (at least from what I saw) there. After that it started to dwindle.

But way to cry wolf, now the cops reading this board will start watching the space like a hawk. WTG Marty.

[ebbomega]

PS HAVE YOU PEED IN THE OLD LADY'S BUTT YET?l

[ppcock]

no, but i sure took a shit in her mouth. knocked out her dentures with my power.