I Love FNK!!!!

[Global]

WOW.

If I only knew how much fun I was missing out on all these years, making fun of people and ocassionally getting cut down by the odd intelligent remark sparsley distributed in a wash of ridiculous drama, I never would have taken a four year hiatus from this site.

So....to make things even more interesting I'm asking everyone here to start cutting me down so that I can defend myself like an angry jaded raver trapped between a blown 15" monitor playing happy hardcore at 145db and a mob of 15 year old candy kids, high on E, trying to rub their sweaty, plurry little fingers all over me.


:evil:

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Global

WOW.

If I only knew how much fun I was missing out on all these years, making fun of people and ocassionally getting cut down by the odd intelligent remark sparsley distributed in a wash of ridiculous drama, I never would have taken a four year hiatus from this site.

So....to make things even more interesting I'm asking everyone here to start cutting me down so that I can defend myself like an angry jaded raver trapped between a blown 15" monitor playing happy hardcore at 145db and a mob of 15 year old candy kids, high on E, trying to rub their sweaty, plurry little fingers all over me.


:evil:

I don't think I've ever met you before, but I can assure you that I stand for everything you don't.

Plus, I think you look like a dork!

[G3N3R4L]

love is such a strong word...

[Global]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I don't think I've ever met you before, but I can assure you that I stand for everything you don't.

Plus, I think you look like a dork!

I can assure you that I don't stand for anything other than to applaude when dim-witted people get hit with condoms full of purple Kool-Aid and Cambell's Cream of Chicken Soup.

Dork.

[rawb]

DONT LET MY NAME COME OUT YO FINGERS AND YOU WONT GET INTERFUCKED
IM FUCKEN SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW l

[omega_image]

TRAWB b

[sNyx]

global you look as if you were once a half eaten taco with ranch sauce

[Global]

Originally Posted by rawb

DONT LET MY NAME COME OUT YO FINGERS AND YOU WONT GET INTERFUCKED
IM FUCKEN SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW l

Interfucked??Fingers???Right now????
ewwwwww.....

Fuckin' has an i in it.

Man, I'm so going down for this one....

[Phrenetic]

i don't want to sound like a queer or nothing

but I'd kind of like to make love to you tonight

[Global]

Originally Posted by My!es

global you look as if you were once a half eaten taco with ranch sauce

Myles you can do better than that.

I gotta go though. I'll catch up with you guys tomorrow.

I'm really interested in what the next 24 hours will bring to this thread.

:D

[GSG9]

so is this an official roasting?

[Revolver]

zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz..im sleepy.

[rawb]

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THREADS WHERE EVERYONE FEELS PROUD BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE TROLLING EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS ACTUALLY THINKING THEY ARE TROLLING THEM l

[Phrenetic]

I think Unicorns are kickass1

[P.A.R.T.Y]

I really appreciate your heart felt response to my current roommate dilemma. Pick up "See Spot Run" and learn to read jackass.

[Global]

Originally Posted by GSG9

so is this an official roasting?

Would be if someone could actually roast me

[Global]

Originally Posted by P.A.R.T.Y

I really appreciate your heart felt response to my current roommate dilemma. Pick up "See Spot Run" and learn to read jackass.

Did you happen to read page 2???
The part about how suckers get upset about blatant internet sarcasm and I roll around on the floor laughing my ass off.

Sarcasm on the internet is my new hobby.

[Global]

Originally Posted by rawb

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THREADS WHERE EVERYONE FEELS PROUD BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE TROLLING EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS ACTUALLY THINKING THEY ARE TROLLING THEM l

Kinda like peeing while you're drinking beer.

[gnosis]

Originally Posted by Global

I can assure you that I don't stand for anything other than to applaude when dim-witted people get hit with condoms full of purple Kool-Aid and Cambell's Cream of Chicken Soup.

OK.

_That_ TOTALLY blows my sparkle bombs wayyyyy out of the water!

Frosty
(bows down to the New Level)

[Ms.Tarantula]

uh G you're about 5 years late on getting excited about posting on fnk


that being said.. HI!!! :D

[Bevvy Swift]

global your a zeek and your "blips and clicks" music or whatever sucks.

[Grapes]

Global, the only problem I have with you personally speaking is that I asked for SHARKS with frickin laser beams.

[Bevvy Swift]

but.. the bass are very bad-tempered!

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I don't think I've ever met you before, but I can assure you that I stand for everything you don't.

Plus, I think you look like a dork!

ps you totally did meet him we got summer breaks tix off you for stella last year member?

[rawb]

SOMEBODY CALL GLOBAL AND TELL HIM HIS RETARDED LITTLE BROTHER GOT HIS PASSWORD AGAIN l