Pads with wings... Tampons with ????

**MC Hammered** · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

I was reading Yoko's post about pads having wings and shit and wonder why tampons don't have anything?

Don't you think they would sell better if they were ribbed or studded? They make condoms like this why not tampons?

Being a guy I'm just curious...

WTF are the wings for anyway?

yoko* · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

pads with wings
tampons with strings?/

hahahha
i dunno:D

i don't like stickin stuff up that area...

MCHAMMERED>. haha juss like you gave me a long talk on drugs at supersweet i have to sit you down and give you a long talk on womanly products

AHAHA that would be fiun.,

yoko* · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

oh and the wings are to keep the pad secure and also to prevent spillage hahahah

picture that :D the wings are sticky.. like a sticker

i'll bring you one one day and I'll teach you how it works.. haha

stabmyhead · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

yoko. i nealy peeded my pants reading that.. ohh i guess thats another reasone why we need wings. heheh "like a sticker" haahhaha. teach you how it works.. ahahahaha. maybe it'll become a new fetish for winston to help his gfs with thier pads and tampons.. ahahahhahaa.. oh that would just be hilarious

"oh no hunny i'll get that for you."
*pulls string*
" opps"
*pulled too hard. tampon is stuck*
"hmm.. how do we get this thing out.. i know i'll call yoko!"

ahhhhhh.........

**MC Hammered** · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

Yoko you are da bestest! I'm going to miss you when you are back East.

We should do lunch or something before you head off, we'll invite Stabby too so she can give colour commentary.

So many things to learn so little time... so do those sticker wingthingies come scratch and sniff?

Starberry · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

......odour absorberz?! Haha.....oh yeah........padz come with this too........

And YOKO.......where the HELL are you going?!?! And without me?!?! The nerve......

*Jen*

~lazee_grrl~ · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

WINGS...the sticky things on the sides of the pad...to
#1 keep it in place
#2 prevent spillage

haha...tampons come with string..hehe..but ne that doesn't is weird!!

this thread is hilarious..omg...yoko, winston, leslie...plz tape the lunch u guys have together or at least record the convo...i;m sure it would be hilarious!!:Lazee:

c.tard · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 21, 01

um..pads with wings... and um..tampons with applicators?? (some don't..i don't understand that really...i mean...do you wanan stick ur fingers up there or summin?? i don't get it..)

**kiMMie** · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

:013: Winston... The *wings* help stop leakage and protect the lining of the nice cotton white underwear from being stained for life...

They also help to prevent "ride-age" of the actual pad itself...

Need I say more???:Kimmie:

yoko* · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

winston. haha yah i'd love that.. but I doubt I could *before* i leave cuz I'm leavin in only a matter of days but when I'm back?

starberry jen~ he hee.. headin out to quebec for a month and a half for "work"...

BUT GEE PEOPLE I'M NOT GONE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRrr haha and you won't even notice I'm gone because i betcha anything I'll be posting like crazy even from quebec if I ever get the chance...
(leave me ur address if u want a postcard.. haha)
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scratch n sniff pads and tampons?? EW.. haha Why would you want to sniff in the first place after it's been used. LOL then it'll be like a total Dustypooh moment (refer to 1-800-gripe-a-thon, "you stink")...
okay so my bad for calling them "stickers" hehe. ;)
I don't use tampons, but how do you chickies DO IT? like HOW like just the thought of usin tampons makes me cringe..

*cringe*

**MC Hammered** · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

I dunno why you would want to scratch and sniff it? You said it was like a sticker right?

Think it'll stick to my snowboard? :041: Might use it as a crash-pad!

As for the tampons, since the girls going to put it in, I thought having it ribbed or studded might enhance the sensation.

But then I'm a guy so WTF do I know.

c.tard · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

OMG this is funny! hehe

but winston... the're not ribbed or studded cuz um..you don't exactly wanna get pleasure from putting in a tampon!! hehe it's there to absorb the blood material.. (haha sounds icky...and it is) so ya.. hehe i don't think it's meant for pleasure..hehe they'res other things meant for pleasure tho..hehehehe

**MC Hammered** · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

See! That's the whole idea!

If the girl LIKES putting the studded/ribbed tampon in, then she'll always be ready. You know! She can go horeseback riding... swimming... running thru fields of wheat... :c-tard:

And if she gets too... well... excited, then you don't have to grab a roll of Bounty (the quick picker upper!) to clean up the mess!

DAMN!

I need a job. (see thread in Forum)

c.tard · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

hehe well... i dunno?? I mean would it make that much of a dif cuz they are kinda..well..small!! hehe

but id unno why you would want to enjoy putting in a tampon..a tampon is a tampon! hehe nothing to really be enjoyed??

hahaha

oh oh! you reminded meeh..gotta wash my uniform for 2morrow!

**MC Hammered** · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

OK. What if they came out with BIG tampons?

You know... non-asian male sized ones. Think girls would use them then if they were ribbed or studded?

Hmmm... wonder how I would sell these on a late night infomercial... :119:

c.tard · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

haha okie okie...if they made em bigger and stuff i'm sure more girls would use em! haha

haha infomercials are so cheesy it's cool...

you could give like demostrations..and then have all these hot chicks like..geting off on their tampons..while they're like all .. getting it on with themselves and stuff...hehe just to get viewers...hehe