some xmas humour for everyone!

[krisamata]

this should probably be in my section but whatever here goes:


CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!

Christmas has been canceled and it is all your fault because you told Santa you had been good this year.

and he died laughing!!


http://www.wackynutz.com/jollysanta.html



and:

Why Christmas Trees Are... better then men!!!!
1.A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
8. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.
9.A Christmas tree is always erect.
10.even small ones give satisfaction.
11. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
12. It looks good - even with the lights on.

And last but not least,
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.

[GoGo_Gurl]

ha ha its so true..... christmas trees are SO much better then men

[Chet]

2 reasons why men are better than a christmas tree:
1- cause we can fuck you
2-and we can fuck your sister too!!!!!

men keep the whole family happy

[junglequeen]

sorry but i dug this up and love it
tis the season

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