Am I the only person...

[ebbomega]

... who thinks that Paris Hilton's energy proposal is the soundest thing I've heard on the issue this entire election?

I'm srsly.

[kir mokum]

no. too bad she didn't come up with it on her own.

[ebbomega]

Well, I figured that much. But you really think McCain thought up his own policies?

[b0ld]

as if she really she came up to that conclusion....
Kinda sounded like an idea Ron Paul came up with.

[ebbomega]

But hey, if she at least has the smarts to hire smart people to draft her policies for her, she's already ahead of 95% of the politicians out there.

[kir mokum]

we're all doomed. i'm going to go kill myself in 3" of water....

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

But hey, if she at least has the smarts to hire smart people to draft her policies for her, she's already ahead of 95% of the politicians out there.

scary isnt it?

im kinda falling for it too.

worst part is, there were NO teleprompters or cue-cards. she was adamant that she memorized them.

god help us all.

[Phrenetic]

her IQ is 55

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

her IQ is 55

And yet she can appear more eloquent than Dubya. This is a problem.

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by Revolver

scary isnt it?

im kinda falling for it too.

worst part is, there were NO teleprompters or cue-cards. she was adamant that she memorized them.

god help us all.

lies. look where her eyes are when she starts talking about the policy.

[ebbomega]

For those who missed it

edit: looking at her eyes, seems to be decently darted towards the camera.

[miss.myra]

people can talk shit about paris hilton, but this just shows she's a good sport.

john mccain is an idiot for using her in an advertisement because the hilton family has donated thousands of dollars to his campaign.

[Phrenetic]

SHE GIVE BAD HEAD AND LOTS HOT IN NIGHT VISION, HOW IS THAT?o

[inside]

Yeah I had the same idea as that after reading the Sun yesterday.

That commercial is awsome!

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

lies. look where her eyes are when she starts talking about the policy.

Hilton memorized monologue in spoof campaign ad

CANOE -- CNEWS - World: Hilton memorized monologue in campaign spoof

digg deeper before you post skip:cheesy:

[GSG9]

the difference is most campaign ads use NO cuts, whereas this video had... wait let me count them..... *insert jeopardy tune here* ...... k im back.... 12 cuts. the longest cut was aprox 3 sentences. if she can memorize 3 whole sentences, then she is at the same comprehension level as a 6 year old. great job paris.

anyways, as for the idea... "loves it"

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by Revolver

Hilton memorized monologue in spoof campaign ad

CANOE -- CNEWS - World: Hilton memorized monologue in campaign spoof

digg deeper before you post skip:cheesy:

are you trying to jab me for not researching what's being said about a paris hilton ad and forming my own opinion based on what i saw?

[ebbomega]

what did you see? Her eyes don't budge through the entire platform reading.

[kir mokum]

she keeps looking below the camera. it's either that or she's trying desperately to keep her lazy eye straight and open.

i could be wrong but that's what i see. it's not a big blow to my ego to be wrong about paris hilton reading or not reading cue cards.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

are you trying to jab me for not researching what's being said about a paris hilton ad and forming my own opinion based on what i saw?

well, yeah.

thats exactly what im doing.

but only because instead of dissmissing my post as lies you coulda digged a little deeper in the story and found from multiple sources that its true and that your OPINON is wrong.

im not in the habit of posting bullshit when in comes to news stories.

and when i do post bullshit,and i do, i would hope that someone would call on it to stop the further spreading of bullshit.

its not personal man,

[kir mokum]

1. would you believe me if i asserted that paris rose above your expectations of her?
2. it was more calling your sources lies. and it was a bit tongue in cheek.
3. this is news?
4. if 3 is correct then
5. this is news AND bullshit.
6. stop spreading your news-y bullshit.
7. IT'S ALWAYS PERSONAL WHEN IT COME TO PARIS!!

[Revolver]

you completely lost me at 4-6.