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the sparrow
Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the earthin a barnyard and almost frozen to death. A cow passed by and took a shit on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted his wing. Warm and happy, able to breath,he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the shit, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him!! .•?¤*^~*¤The Moral of The Story¤*~^*¤?•. 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit keep your fucking mouth shut!!! |