The ultimate tasteless joke thread - add yours

[b0ld]

90% Of Dogs In Korea Are Inbred. Like In A Sandwich Or Something.....

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by M.M.M

what's the best part of fucking a 10 year old in the shower?












if you slick her hair back she looks 8

Holy shit! It lives! :nuts:

[M.M.M]

yeah i make a randumb appearace every now and then

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Courtney

guys I am completely horified right now
also like to mention that only one girl said a sick joke, what do u know
boys,boys,boys

How can we help it if our gender is funnier than yours?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

im sorry i read this thread.

[Speechless]

There's 3 women stranded on an island. The mainland is about 3 miles away. One of the women finds a lamp and calls the other 2 women over. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out and says "Thank you for freeing me! I will grant each of you 1 wish!"

The first woman asks for a pair of flippers and a scuba tank.

The genie grants the wish and she makes it to the mainland.

The second woman asks for a boat, and a paddle.

The genie makes a boat and a paddle appear, and she paddles her way to the mainland.

The last woman asks to be 200% smarter than she is.

The genie turns the woman into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

[Kraig]

Heheheh...

[XxJennaxX]

how do you fit 50 jews in a car?









in the ash tray

[Phrenetic]

needs more racist jokes in here

[Alex]

what's the difference between a ****** and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

...................


How do you save an indian from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

..........................

Where's the best place to hide something from an indian?


His work boots.
..........


so many more. endless supply.

[b0ld]

What's black and eats pussy?










Cervical Cancer

[b0ld]

I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.

[Senior]

weak sauce... these are so grade 7.

Originally Posted by Alex

what's the difference between a ****** and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

...................


How do you save an indian from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

..........................

Where's the best place to hide something from an indian?


His work boots.
..........


so many more. endless supply.

[Alex]

'needs more racist jokes in here'

I posted a few. Go f*** yourself douchebag.

[Senior]

there just old and really not funny or shocking.

like... why did the chicken cross the road? go fuck yourself!

like 6 year old shit...

like what do you call a black man in a suit? a defendant.

what's a Jew's worst dilemma? free bacon.

how do you kill a Jew? nail a penny to the bottom of a pool.

why is there no natives on star trek? they don't plan on working in the future either...

sorry but these like yours are all old played out jokes, get it?

[Alex]

^ I didn't post them because I thought no one had heard them jackass. I read the thread, enjoyed 1 or 2 jokes.. and the last guy said 'needs more racist jokes' so I spit a couple off the top of my head out of courtesy.

[ebbomega]

Hear about the Jewish car? Turns on a dime... then picks it up!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Alex

^ I didn't post them because I thought no one had heard them jackass. I read the thread, enjoyed 1 or 2 jokes.. and the last guy said 'needs more racist jokes' so I spit a couple off the top of my head out of courtesy.

Your justification doesn't make you any funnier.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Senior

there just old and really not funny or shocking.

like... why did the chicken cross the road? go fuck yourself!

like 6 year old shit...

like what do you call a black man in a suit? a defendant.

what's a Jew's worst dilemma? free bacon.

how do you kill a Jew? nail a penny to the bottom of a pool.

why is there no natives on star trek? they don't plan on working in the future either...

sorry but these like yours are all old played out jokes, get it?

what do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the living room in the middle of the night?







drop it ******.

[Bevvy Swift]

this site is goingto get shut down because of this thread.

[ppcock]

What's the best thing about fucking 22 year olds????




There's 20 of them

[ppcock]

And for the racism (keep in mind I'm not racist, I just don't take people seriously)

How do you throw a black person off a tree?????







Cut the rope

[prozac]

^oooooh. that's fuckin awful.



What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

[lildonkey]

^

You say "drop it african american. by the way, you guys can ride on the front of the bus now.."

and then you shake their hand and go on about your business

[Courtney]

racist joke aren't funny