The ultimate tasteless joke thread - add yours

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Courtney

guys I am completely horified right now
also like to mention that only one girl said a sick joke, what do u know
boys,boys,boys

about 95% of the jokes in this thread come from white guys in their 20's who clearly have faced a lot of discrimination in their lives. that's why it's sooo funny.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

How can we help it if our gender is funnier than yours?

why is it that like 8 out of 10 guys laugh at their own jokes?

[cubed]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

about 95% of the jokes in this thread come from white guys in their 20's who clearly have faced a lot of discrimination in their lives. that's why it's sooo funny.

you have no idea the hardships I face on a daily basis.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

why is it that like 8 out of 10 guys laugh at their own jokes?

we got statistics canada over here

(i totally snickered when i typed this)

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by ppcock

we got statistics canada over here

(i totally snickered when i typed this)

honestly, is it really that guys are funnier? or they just think they are because they are too busy laughing at their own jokes all the time to notice that nobody else is?

[ppcock]

Well

Have you ever head anyone tell a joke, no one laugh and then 10 seconds later, the dude just spills his guts out with laughter?

Cause if you have.. that's weird.

[ppcock]

Girls don't like telling jokes, they're more obsessed with gossip and sex in the city.
And that's where girl jokes come from... but yet, barely any guys will understand the sense of humor... most likely due to the fact the joke is ass.

In my 25 years of being on this terrible planet.. I've heard maybe 4 girls tell a joke that I've actually laughed at.

Now when a girl tells a shit joke and everyone laughs.. they feel sorry for her. No one wants to deal with a girl who's crying.

[miss.myra]

whatever, i'm hilarious and i don't have to revert back to like 1922 to be funny :P

[ppcock]

shit if they were saying these jokes back in 1922, there would be absolutely no smrt people around today.

[mithridate]

*knock knock*!!


who's there?


Dishes!


Dishes who?



DISHES THE POLICE! OPEN UP!



:)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

why is it that like 8 out of 10 guys laugh at their own jokes?

No, that's just because we're also easily amused.

[ebbomega]

The only reason anything is ever funny is because it's wrong. That's the one thing common to every joke: Something completely wrong, out of place, indecent, or rude. There is never a joke where someone isn't the butt end of it, very often either the listener or the teller.

Tasteless humour just admits that and sees how far it can take it while still keeping it funny.

I admit that 90% of tasteless jokes are crude, insensitive and outright wrong in many instances. But every once in a while you hear a really witty one, you can't but help laugh at it.

[ebbomega]

And in the interests of utterly wrong things and excellent tastelessness, I give you shitting dicknipples.

(WARNING: PROBABLY NSFW)





















































I WARNED YA

[impure]

Originally Posted by prozac

^oooooh. that's fuckin awful.



What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

re-post.
oh so redundant.

[jamez187]

A man walks out of the lobotomy clinic after a successful operation and says "Phew! That's a mind off my weight...."

[DefJef]

I lost my virginity to a retard because I wanted it to be special.

[Senior]

what do Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?






neither of them know how to finish a race.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Senior

what do Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?






neither of them know how to finish a race.

Senior wins thread so far.

[GSG9]

yea senior has this shit in the bag if you people dont start bringin our the good ones.

[Courtney]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Girls don't like telling jokes, they're more obsessed with gossip and sex in the city.
And that's where girl jokes come from... but yet, barely any guys will understand the sense of humor... most likely due to the fact the joke is ass.

In my 25 years of being on this terrible planet.. I've heard maybe 4 girls tell a joke that I've actually laughed at.

Now when a girl tells a shit joke and everyone laughs.. they feel sorry for her. No one wants to deal with a girl who's crying.

At least we can multitask
my roomates watching tv and eating cracks me up

[impure]

oh man, passive aggressive notes.com is golden sometimes.

edit:
‘plex, by the way, refers to (in the words of our anonymous submitter, the note’s recipient) a northwestern residence hall, foster walker complex, “that’s full of disinterested seniors and minorities.”

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by mithridate

*knock knock*!!


who's there?


Dishes!


Dishes who?



DISHES THE POLICE! OPEN UP!



:)

You only got karma from me because I know how much enthusiasm you'd put into that joke in person.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Courtney

At least we can multitask
my roomates watching tv and eating cracks me up

There's some writing on the wall in front of the urinal at Cafe deux Soleils that says, "If you are reading this right now you have proved that, in fact, men can multi-task."

[kir mokum]

this thread is hilarious. people who don't understand that obscene jokes are funny because they're obscene are also hilarious. it's ironic because the girls in this thread who are bitching about (and more importantly, not getting) the jokes are being sexist toward the men in the thread and also playing into their own sexual stereotypes.

Originally Posted by miss.myra

honestly, is it really that guys are funnier? or they just think they are because they are too busy laughing at their own jokes all the time to notice that nobody else is?

christopher hitchens argued otherwise in vanity fair:
Why Women Aren't Funny: Entertainment & Culture: vanityfair.com

his response to the flood of counter arguments:

[dave mcnasty]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

Senior wins thread so far.

Yeah that one was pretty clever, and offensive on multiple levels