The ultimate tasteless joke thread - add yours

[dave mcnasty]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?


Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

[tiedye]

Basically, these kind of jokes are more for shock value and are really only funny in satire.

[dave mcnasty]

What's an activity that 9 out of 10 people enjoy?







Gang Rape

[Senior]

wow, McNASTY!!!

[lildonkey]

Fuck... senior you fucked up this thread...

how in the hell will anyone top the joke you posted?

WHERE ARE WE TO GO FROM HERE?

HALPPPPPP

[Senior]

yeah for freshness of material mcnasty wins so far.

[Senior]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

Fuck... senior you fucked up this thread...

how in the hell will anyone top the joke you posted?

WHERE ARE WE TO GO FROM HERE?

HALPPPPPP

I'm pretty sure it's all down hill from here!

[dave mcnasty]

What's the best thing about screwing a 3-year old?







Your cock looks huge in the photos.

[GSG9]

i love these types of jokes but for some reason i just cant enjoy the ones about raping young kids as much as other people. call me wierd if you want.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i love these types of jokes but for some reason i just cant enjoy the ones about raping young kids as much as other people. call me wierd if you want.

You're a freak.... you should seek professional help IMO

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i love these types of jokes but for some reason i just cant enjoy the ones about raping young kids as much as other people. call me wierd if you want.

I dunno, they're okay if they're funny. That last one kinda struck me as lame.

[dave mcnasty]

lol the baby ones are always really bad but still funny



A father is in the bath with his three year-old son:

Child: Daddy, why is my pee pee different than yours?
Father: Well son, yours isn't erect

[b0ld]

Alright ready for this one?
So A Muslim walks into a bar......













































No-one survived the blast.....

[b0ld]

Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a White Woman and not serve time for it?

[dave mcnasty]

barack obama has broken a long tradition by being the first black man to enter the white house without a mop.

[oddmud]

why does michael jackson always come 2nd in a race?
























he always like to come in a little behind

[oddmud]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."



Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

[dave mcnasty]

what's the difference between michael jackson and pimples?








pimples don't come on your face till you're older

[impure]

Originally Posted by dave mcnasty

what's the difference between michael jackson and pimples?








pimples don't come on your face until after your 13th birthday

fixed

[dave mcnasty]

unnecessary but thx

[GSG9]

semantics

[mithridate]

what did the fish say when he hit a wall?

















DAM!

[Speechless]

So there is a bear and a fox living in a forest. They hang out because there are no other bears or foxes in the area.

One day, as they were walking along, they stumble upon a a drowning mouse. The Bear quickly jumps into the lake and gets the mouse it. The fox performs some sort of animal CPR to save the mouse's life. The mouse was grateful. As it turns out, the mouse had wish granting powers, and offered each of the bear and fox 3 wishes.

The bear's first wish was to have more bears in the area.
The fox's first wish was for a motorcycle.
The bear's second wish was for all the bears in the area to be his species.
The fox's second wish was for a helmet.
The bear's final wish was for all the bears in the world to be female.
The fox strapped on his helmet and started up his motorcycle. He began to drive away, and as he was riding off, he said, "I wish bear was gay!"

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by oddmud

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."



Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

2 thumbs down

[dave mcnasty]

here's really dumb one but still funny


Where do you send jewish kids with A.D.D.?





To concentration camps