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Old Sep 25, 08
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The ultimate tasteless joke thread - add yours
How do you kill a fox?








......tell him to run across canada
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Old Sep 25, 08
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Why did jesus suck so bad at hockey?


.......he kept getting nailed to the boards
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Old Sep 25, 08
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Tasteless. I'm shocked!
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Old Sep 25, 08
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knock knock bitches
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Old Oct 03, 08
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impure is a jewel in the roughimpure is a jewel in the roughimpure is a jewel in the roughimpure is a jewel in the rough
what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?





































......a rape victim.
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omg u guys
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Old Oct 03, 08
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Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center?














Because he was quadriplegic
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Old Oct 03, 08
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it's supposed to be a "one legged fox"
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Old Oct 03, 08
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Why did the woman cross the road?














Who cares? Who let her out of the kitchen, and who the HELL gave her shoes?!
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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

















Removing the wheelchair.
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hahahaha now thats what im talking about
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Old Oct 03, 08
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what has 7 arms and sucks?


























def leppard

not sure on the spelling but whatever, i'm sure you all will figure it out.
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Old Oct 04, 08
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whats the fastest way to paint a wall red?















depends how hard you throw the babies.
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What's the best thing about infants?

















The crack their pelvic bone makes when you fuck 'em.
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Old Oct 04, 08
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If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
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Hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? She screamed her hand off.
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Old Oct 04, 08
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How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?


Break her fingers...
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Old Oct 04, 08
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What does Micheal Jackson and Mc Donnalds have in commen?

























































They both like to stick thier meat between 12yr old buns
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why do you put an infant into a blender and turn it on?







why not put an infant into a blender and turn it on???
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Old Oct 05, 08
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what's the worst part of raping a deaf 4 year old girl?



cutting her fingers off so she can't tell.

how do you make her cry twice?

rub your bloody dick on her teady bear.
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what's the difference between jam and jelly?






you can't jelly your way down a 2 year old's throat.
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Old Oct 05, 08
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what's the best part of fucking a 10 year old in the shower?












if you slick her hair back she looks 8
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Old Oct 05, 08
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What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?












The Pope died a virgin.
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why does the pope wear red white and blue suspenders?























to hold his pants up.
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guys I am completely horified right now
also like to mention that only one girl said a sick joke, what do u know
boys,boys,boys
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