Halloween costume ideas

[Goat]

The time is drawing on nigh to dress up (or down) for halloween. Costume ideas have been plentiful this year, down to two ideas though and can't decide yet.

1. Electrocuted nuts - a three man gig. someone needs to be a battery, someone some needs to be jumper cables and someone needs to be the nuts.
2. spread a bunch of peanutbutter on my face, not shave and just go as an asshole. can be incorporated into above costume rather easily.

What're your plans/costume ideas.

[impure]

i heard of a last minute costume that was a sheep shagger.
it involves attaching a stuffed sheep to the front of some over-all's and a straw hat if you want.
add some dirt and scratches on your arms and one of those dog halties/muzzles for your stuffed sheep for the sheep rapist look.

[tiedye]

A newborn baby. Naked, covered in vag juice, and screaming at everyone in the room.

[Grapes]

Does anyone have any normal ideas?

[fritz]

might go as hamburgler for my secondary costume

[Ragga_Wh0re]

go dressed as yourself, when people ask what you are simply answer "douche bag".

[stephen_c]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Does anyone have any normal ideas?

this is for u.
purple grapes




everyone else. go here.
post ur costume of interest.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by fritz

might go as hamburgler for my secondary costume

That's a hell of a secondary costume, what's primary??

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by stephen_c

this is for u.

Finally, a costume suited for my gigantic four-fingered hands!

[miss.myra]

lol

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

lol

haha deadly!

[dj_soo]

wear a sign saying "ceilings #1!!!" and you can go as a ceiling fan.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

where a sign saying "ceilings #1!!!" and you can go as a ceiling fan.

That is both awful and brilliant.

[Disco_Whore]

Sounds like it's time for ladies Halloween costume mad libs!!!

This year I'm dressing up as a sexy _______(noun: person/place/thing).

Examples:
Person - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy Marylin Manson."
Place - "This year I'm dressing up as sexy Delaware."
Thing - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy toaster."

Place can be a little tricky and involves a little more imagination, and person is usually a celebrity, preferably someone already 'sexy.'

[Grapes]

Sarah Silverman as Sexy Hitler pretty much invokes Godwin's law on this idea.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Sounds like it's time for ladies Halloween costume mad libs!!!

This year I'm dressing up as a sexy _______(noun: person/place/thing).

Examples:
Person - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy Marylin Manson."
Place - "This year I'm dressing up as sexy Delaware."
Thing - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy toaster."

Place can be a little tricky and involves a little more imagination, and person is usually a celebrity, preferably someone already 'sexy.'

WAIT, SOMEONE MAY ALREADY HAVE MY SEXY BEE IDEA?

Shit, now I need a new idea.

[Grapes]

Not the size of the stinger, it's how you use it!

[rawb]

RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE FACIAL HAIR FOR "HOMELESS GUY" l

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^vagrant sounds more refined.

[fritz]

Originally Posted by Grapes

That's a hell of a secondary costume, what's primary??

young actor from Heroes

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Sounds like it's time for ladies Halloween costume mad libs!!!

This year I'm dressing up as a sexy _______(noun: person/place/thing).

Examples:
Person - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy Marylin Manson."
Place - "This year I'm dressing up as sexy Delaware."
Thing - "This year I'm dressing up as a sexy toaster."

Place can be a little tricky and involves a little more imagination, and person is usually a celebrity, preferably someone already 'sexy.'

let this youtube give you ideas.



ps - i'm going as sexy mustard. condiments rule.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by fritz

young actor from Heroes

You've got mixed up priorities.

[fritz]

I think there is a subtle costume equilibrium between hilarious, thought provoking, and cumbersome.

[Grapes]

As evidenced by the fact I've never realized my dream of being the anthropomorphic Kool Aid jug.

[shebavpg]

^^OOHH YEAH!! :P