The would you rather thread

[Courtney]

So here's how it works guys
I'm going to say my would you rather question and whoever responds then comes up with thier own and so on........

would you rather have a giant kebab tatooed on your back-lettuce,tomatoes,meat the whole deal from back of your head all the way to your heels

OR...

a on your arms have the tatoo in rainbow colours totally visible and bold writing saying merry christmas, happy halloween

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Courtney

So here's how it works guys
I'm going to say my would you rather question and whoever responds then comes up with thier own and so on........

would you rather have a giant kebab tatooed on your back-lettuce,tomatoes,meat the whole deal from back of your head all the way to your heels

OR...

a on your arms have the tatoo in rainbow colours totally visible and bold writing saying merry christmas, happy halloween

the latter.

would you rather have anal sex with a juicer with an unlubed 14 inch dick named nate
or
eat a fat bitches dirty asshole out.

[dave mcnasty]

easy, fat bitch


would you rather have brutal burn scars on your face

or

lose a leg

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by dave mcnasty

easy, fat bitch


would you rather have brutal burn scars on your face

or

lose a leg

both... i would be hells angels first ever pyro pirate gang member


heres a better version of yours..

would you rather lose your leg... or be labeled a pedophile for the rest of your life and you can't move to some far away place... you have to stay in your general area, and life your life the way it is now.... and you can't dispute the fact that you're a pedophile when it comes up, and cant do anything to disguise yourself

[Courtney]

lose a leg
would you rather climb an intense mountain for an hour or walk leisurely for 10 hours straight?

[mojo]

intense mountain

would you rather see your death in advance or see that of your future S.O ?

[prozac]

my own.

would you rather open your eyes after sex and see that it was your sibling or your parent ?

[diva]

Originally Posted by prozac

my own.

would you rather open your eyes after sex and see that it was your sibling or your parent ?

wtf jess

=(

[Courtney]

^hey u broke the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUST ANSWER!

[Goat]

sibling

would you rather drink a cup of your day old piss or 2/3's of a cup of your significant others vomit?

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by prozac

my own.

would you rather open your eyes after sex and see that it was your sibling or your parent ?

is there a "both" option?

[prozac]

Originally Posted by diva

wtf jess

=(

Ahahaha. the whole point is for it to be an awful and impossible choice.

Plus, I didn't come up with that on my own, I asked for suggestions from the people in the room I was sitting in.

wtf Goat is more like it, mannnnnn. I think I'd go with the pee if forced at gunpoint, cus at least it's mine and it would be guaranteed all liquid. Ew fuck I can't believe I'm thinking about this.


Would you rather....fall 30 stories to your death or get hit by a fast-moving bus?

[Goat]

fast moving bus
You fell onto that rail too hard. It's serious, they have to operate and they can only save one -would you rather have your twig or your berries removed.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Goat

fast moving bus
You fell onto that rail too hard. It's serious, they have to operate and they can only save one -would you rather have your twig or your berries removed.

berries.

wouuld you rather be sat on by a sumo wrestler or eat a hot chicks shit.

duh - sumo wrestler.

i really want to go with drunk sean! or sober marty? :P <3

[Goat]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

berries.

wouuld you rather be sat on by a sumo wrestler or eat a hot chicks shit.

are we talkin actual shit or just a rimmer. i'd go with the rimmer as long as it's clean. i'll take the sumo wrestler if you're talking about something on someones lawn.

there's 2 rooms - room 1 has scarlet johanson with aids. room2 has a large angry man with a 14 inch hammercock who's lookin to fuck.
would you rather fuck or get fucked.

[GSG9]

might as well take aids ith scarlet cause im pretty sure large angry man would kill me with his baseball bat dick anyways

would you rather saw your own tongue off with a half of a rusty garden sheer over the course of 10 minutes, or be chained to a dodge challenger naked and dragged for the quarter mile full throttle?

in both cases there is an ambulance nearby and you will live.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Goat

are we talkin actual shit or just a rimmer. i'd go with the rimmer as long as it's clean. i'll take the sumo wrestler if you're talking about something on someones lawn.

there's 2 rooms - room 1 has scarlet johanson with aids. room2 has a large angry man with a 14 inch hammercock who's lookin to fuck.
would you rather fuck or get fucked.

this is a really bullshit post max, even gay dudes would fuck scarlett.

yeah and im talkin real poop down your throat. eating ass? are you serious, fuck dude i toss salad like my name is emeril, it aint nothing.


okay...

getting dysnetry and shitting yourself to death,
or having a bonafide shit throwing chimpaze as a roomamte.

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

are you serious, fuck dude i toss salad like my name is emeril,

fucking hilarity!

[Goat]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

this is a really bullshit post max, even gay dudes would fuck scarlett.

yeah and im talkin real poop down your throat. eating ass? are you serious, fuck dude i toss salad like my name is emeril, it aint nothing.


okay...

getting dysnetry and shitting yourself to death,
or having a bonafide shit throwing chimpaze as a roomamte.

Definitely not down with eating shit, wich is way different from a rimmer. I'd take the shit throwing chimpanze as a room mate any day of the weak. I ate 8 pounds of ham once and thought i was gonna die - i never want to experience pain in my anus/guts like that again.

Hypothetical situatoin. Would you rather work 15$/hour for the rest of your life or get rich tomorrow (150+ million) through criminal acts knowing you'll get caught at the age of 48 and spend the rest of your life in jail without a chance of being let out.

[prozac]

get rich tomorrow (then I'd just off myself before going to jail having lived a crazy full life up til that point)

Would you rather have a permanent hangover or a permanent break-out on your face?

[GSG9]

break out. if you have a good enough personality, people will still like you. but when im hung over, youd better be ready for a scrap cause i get pretty hench.

rather go to the bottom of the ocean (which has been done less than a doezen times in history, and each time they find many many new interesting species) or go to the moon, where many more people have gone?

[Revolver]

go to the moon.

would you rather lose your eyes? or your hearing?

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Revolver

go to the moon.

would you rather lose your eyes? or your hearing?

my hearing.

would you rather make out with brian peppers for 30 seconds or have a threesome with snake and spike from degrassi?

[Gusto]