The most ridiculous thing I've read in a long time

[anewlife]

U.S. recording industry asks for $25 billion bailout package

A strong music business is a matter of national security.

:wacko:

And it gets even better...

The U.S. government spends nothing to support the American music scene Zero dollars to support the vital American music scene throughout the world.

As a result foreign artists like Feist and Amy Winehouse have been winning Grammy Awards right here in the U.S.

;)

More? This is da BOMB:

Just as the government prevented a Dubai company from safeguarding American ports, it should take steps to stop rock & roll from slipping away to foreign control. At the very least, they should fund the purchase of the Elvis Presley catalog back from the Japanese.

:weird:

It should also establish a fund to buy back 20% of all U.S. artist CD returns, which it could then distribute to developing nations to further spread American influence.

Moral hazard, anyone? WTF...

[oddmud]

yeah that looks like a whole pile of americanist bull sheit.

[oddmud]

PS: WHERE IS MY FUCKING HAND OUT? I WANT 1 BILLION DOLLARS CAUSE AMERICA SUCKS!

[anewlife]

It might just be satire? Sth tells me this can't be real...

[dj_soo]

this is 100% satire. the title should have tipped you off.

you need to read more Jonathan Swift.

[rawb]

LOL TROLLED l

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

this is 100% satire. the title should have tipped you off.

you need to read more Jonathan Swift.

Seems like most things titled "modest proposals" actually end up being completely immodest

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by oddmud

PS: WHERE IS MY FUCKING HAND OUT? I WANT 1 BILLION DOLLARS CAUSE AMERICA SUCKS!

yo big homie, word on the street is that your a mortgage broker. if you were a 30 minute drive south of here you wouldve been part of the problem.

don't act so pious i think jesus said that or something